muffin 𓃴 @_muffin22_
Inquisitive. Imaginative. Infinite. admonymous.co/muffin La La Land Joined December 2024-
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A preacher, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar The rabbit says I think I’m a typo
My depressed emo brother found himself a depressed emo girlfriend and I feel like I'm watching a sad romance movie play out in real time
Nothing like working customer service to teach you how sad and miserable some people are
show me your pain and let me absorb it into my void
Zoomers call the loves of their lives "bro" and that's beautiful.
When your me and who posts turn into me and you texts
I was MADE to wear cute fall clothes. Time to whip out the uggs!
I don't want my boyfriend to ever feel like he has to go through anything alone. I know men suffer in silence because they are looked at as "tough" & "heartless" but I'll let mine know it's ok to cry. It's okay to talk to me, l'll never throw shit in his face.
love is so beautiful, taking pictures of pretty views sending it saying “wish you were here”, smiling when you experience something you know they’d enjoy, saying a quiet prayer for them when you miss them, feeling your heart light up when you see anything that reminds you of them
Every day my friend asks for a second opinion on her outfit, but her outfits are always like a t shirt and jeans. Yes girl, you look fine. No girl, they're not gonna call you a whore.
It's a recession indicator when parents hide stamps from their children. Democracy is dying
It's a recession indicator when parents hide stamps from their children. Democracy is dying
Lowkey crashing out over stamps, send thoughts and prayers
Why did no one tell me where we keep the stamps? Why would they gatekeep this information? Did they think I was going to send Unapproved Mail???
I found a full deck of cards while searching my house today, which I previously believed impossible (we lose everything). Sadly, the stamps are still nowhere to be seen
don’t use chatgpt as a boyfriend. use your boyfriend as chatgpt
All my lead is .7 and all my pencils only take .5 or .9, why does the universe hate me
Tonight's girl dinner: 4 pickle spears and a singular carrot
Listening to Cardigan by Taylor Swift while wearing a cardigan and thinking about my crush. Life is good
Accidentally put too much milk in my cereal, how do I recover from this
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Bullypulpiteer @bullypulpiteer
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