morgue in @_murban

this is my diary of bitching and being funny vsco.co/morganurban Bowling Green, OH Joined January 2017

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morgue in @_murban

10 months ago

It’s sunny and 75° and I’m fucking immeasurably grateful I don’t have to go through seasonal depression this year 🤸🏻‍♀️ this is the time of year I usually wanna die!

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My best friend birthed a CHILD this week and my other best friend got engaged. This has been the only time since moving that I just really want to be home again.. but I have no idea when I’ll see home again 😭

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morgue in @_murban

12 months ago

All of my mental illness has been cured after spending a whole weekend with my government owned man since June 😍😭😻💕🥰😌😎😁💖

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morgue in @_murban

12 months ago

I just want to fast forward to Halloween so I can alleviate some stress by putting a silly lil costume on 😁

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morgue in @_murban

a year ago

Yeah military life is cool but bc some random person fucked up my partner’s orders I’ve been living without furniture for a month and will probably go another month. All I got is an air mattress and a cat tree 😻

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morgue in @_murban

a year ago

I could feel myself starting to get stuck in Fremont for the rest of my life. I cannot put into words how thankful I am that my partner made sure to get us out of here 😩 we already have a crabbing class and an off shore fishing trip on our calendar this life is going to rock

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tess📸 @tessiconic

a year ago

When I’m 3 drinks in and I hear someone light a cigarette

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morgue in @_murban

a year ago

It was frustrating while we had no contact, but I love how Garett and I are the only people that understand each other’s emotions. He’s the single only person in my life that’s never made me feel bad for being emotional.

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morgue in @_murban

a year ago

I can’t stop cringing at my idiot drunk ass following an employee out of the staff exit of a concert venue! I thought the best way to find the restroom when you’re alone & drunk in a crowd would be to follow a bear man in a bright yellow shirt until he passes a restroom. Dumbass.

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morgue in @_murban

a year ago

Gonna go buy bacon tonight just so I can make it to pour the grease down my slumlord’s drains

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morgue in @_murban

a year ago

I’m BUILT DIFFERENT (made it through a week of 90° heat without turning the AC on because my man isn’t here to force me to turn it on) (I grew up with cheap parents)

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morgue in @_murban

a year ago

I am so blessed to have the job I do. I’m so scared for Garett to leave but my boss has let me go home anytime I’ve gotten emotional. She’s letting me bring my cat to work with me. My coworker is lending her poodle to me to cuddle with overnight. I love working with women 🥹❤️

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morgue in @_murban

a year ago

I love getting dumb ass tattoos. I’m literally going to die some day why would I want a rose when I can have a croissant or a deer drawn by my ex

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morgue in @_murban

a year ago

Fremont is sooo funny. I was on my evening hot girl walk and stumbled upon a search warrant getting conducted and the neighborhood formed a crowd of people to enjoy the free entertainment lmfao

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morgue in @_murban

2 years ago

one year of being gluten free 💖💕🥗 & when I say gf I mean REALLY gf. No fast food, no eating out, not eating anything that isn’t made by me or made in a dedicated gf facility. I’m in the best shape of my life thanks to celiac. I’m a whole food, high fiber queen & I’m so proud!

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morgue in @_murban

2 years ago

I have such a toxic relationship with closing my rings on my Apple Watch. I forgot to wear my watch for my morning run which ruined my day. I was so aggravated thinking why the fuck am I putting myself through this if it’s not being tracked on my watch? Is this an addiction?

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morgue in @_murban

2 years ago

God is real. I’m the most hungover I’ve ever been & we’re close to my favorite gf bakery in cbus. Website said they were closed but I prayed to god they’d be open. They were, and someone had special ordered donuts & cancelled their order so I copped em. God knew I needed this.