kirk @_mynwent

soup hater (she/her) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 priv: @hvndenied South Wales Joined March 2011

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kirk @_mynwent

2 days ago

Good morning im sobbing to boyzone in greggs because my baby’s 3 this weekend how’s everyone’s day good yeah?

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kirk @_mynwent

5 days ago

Hypothetically if you were a child’s library book that’s a week overdue where would you be hiding

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kirk @_mynwent

6 days ago

Welcome back to my old friend, crippling fear of a gas leak

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kirk @_mynwent

6 days ago

Seeing ticket discourse for slamdunk and found my ticket for 2012. £22.50 😭 and also the PTV ticket 13 years ago to the day for £11.82 including fees makes me feel old as shit

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kirk @_mynwent

a week ago

I would not last a second on TikTok. Why are you tapping everything. Why does everything have to click and clank and crinkle you freaks

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kirk @_mynwent

a week ago

I got this guy for free from a charity shop because they said he was so ugly they were just glad someone wanted him. His friendly smile makes my day

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kirk @_mynwent

a week ago

Autistic parent here who took paracetamol while pregnant don’t worry it actually cancels it out

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kirk @_mynwent

a week ago

My bone disease has progressed to the point where I can’t really write or draw anymore but I’ve rediscovered reading and sewing in its place so slay ??

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Think about how many people take paracetamol while pregnant, then think of the % of kids with autism. Correlation is not causation. People are so desperate to find a reason for a natural divergence they’re doing the one thing they always default to and it’s blame the mothers

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abby™️ @emo_gf420

2 weeks ago

i'd rather die than unmute this

chives ⚰️ @cvltshit

2 weeks ago

i'd rather die than unmute this

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kirk @_mynwent

2 weeks ago

Okay but why would you want to give his name in the first place what is even going on over *there* Also awful time to have my name if you’re wondering

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2 weeks ago

Okay but why would you want to give his name in the first place what is even going on over *there* Also awful time to have my name if you’re wondering

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kirk @_mynwent

2 weeks ago

I’ve always thought Americans were overreacting about mould but I think there’s a special kind over there that turns brains to soup because there’s no way half the stories from there are real