nia @_niamango

Make it mighty. Santa Rita, GUAM Joined April 2014

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nia @_niamango

3 months ago

Im at the age when asked “what’s the bandage on your neck” and the response is… “it’s SALONPAS.”

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Me calling the church for my papers to be a godparent: Hi Ms. (Insert name here)… Secretary: NEN. She passed away 4 years ago. The lord always calls us home…and back to the faith. DANGGGGG AUNTIE! Lmfao

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Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar

11 months ago

Headline writers not messing about

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11 months ago

Same girl, same. Sincerely, An American from Guam, “A place where America’s Day begins but our votes DON’T COUNT”

Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump

11 months ago

Same girl, same. Sincerely, An American from Guam, “A place where America’s Day begins but our votes DON’T COUNT”

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Susie Dent @susie_dent

11 months ago

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

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God @TheTweetOfGod

11 months ago

Goodbye, America. Never speak to Me again.

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nia @_niamango

a year ago

Ladies—if you can’t handle the way you eat KADU, he ain’t worth the cuddle. Lol

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a year ago

Happy Hour is now me and my brother sitting on the couch in complete silence after an exhausting day trying to regain enough strength to finish said day.

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2 years ago

You know it’s been a gnarly year when you totally forgot Typhoon Mawar happened…and your twitter…I mean, X account existed.

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2 years ago

Fun fact: iPhone face recognition works with me in glasses but not with charcoal face mask 😂

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2 years ago

Why we never got a final season of Mindhunter is my Roman Empire.

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2 years ago

To think I thought MAYBE GPA was rolling power outages to help us save on our electricity bills. BUT NOW they want to increase power rates due to the price of fuel. lanyat—just tell me you want me to be homeless already.

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2 years ago

There’s a twisted sense of satisfaction when going back and forth with customer service and then they finally realize Guam is part of the United States.

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2 years ago

One of my newest fears is my AirPods randomly disconnecting and everyone in the office hears and judges my music choices

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Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks

2 years ago

High expectations remain the standard.

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2 years ago

So like sure to speed cameras but RED LIGHT CAMERAS THO…we could fix ALL the public schools with tho tickets lol

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Mariah Carey @MariahCarey

2 years ago

🗣️🗣️🗣️ Not yet!!!! I’ll allow it for my Filipino lambs though! 🐑❤️ (I don’t make the rules! 🤷‍♀️)

Fan | Mariah Carey Charts @chartmariah

2 years ago

🗣️🗣️🗣️ Not yet!!!! I’ll allow it for my Filipino lambs though! 🐑❤️ (I don’t make the rules! 🤷‍♀️)

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2 years ago

I’ve waited YEARS to say this—LOCK HIM UP.

CNN @CNN

2 years ago

I’ve waited YEARS to say this—LOCK HIM UP.

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2 years ago

Nothing like partying in Manila to remind me I’m not in my 20s anymore.

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2 years ago

My nephew has been into colognes and sprayed his new AXE spray on me and after 2 washes I still smell like a combination of old greasy man from the 70s and a 12yr old pre-teen. 😭