nicole @_niicooleee

I'm an (actual) accountant Los Angeles, CA Joined May 2010

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nicole @_niicooleee

a day ago

I just want to apologize to my dog for telling him to stfu this morning. Happy 6th birthday Oliver, love you bebis

nicole @_niicooleee

2 days ago

I just want to apologize to my dog for telling him to stfu this morning. Happy 6th birthday Oliver, love you bebis https://t.co/W94D0Q1Clp

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nicole @_niicooleee

2 days ago

I swear this fucking possum has been annoying me these past few days. Just sits on our wall and teases our dogs at 4am every fucking day.

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nicole @_niicooleee

6 days ago

One person that I do keep in contact with, I just saw her and she's not going lol Everyone else, mmmm

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nicole @_niicooleee

6 days ago

This weekend is my high school's 15 year reunion lol. I don't know whether to go or not, cus I don't talk to anyone anymore lol

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If I want to pay with points for a flight, it costs me $16,475 (dollar value in points) Vs $5,000 in just regular cash payment. How does the point system make sense? I thought travel points were supposed to save me money??? LOL

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Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC

a week ago

Jimmy Kimmel's full monologue tonight

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nicole @_niicooleee

2 weeks ago

The summer I turned pretty is so cringe. The acting is so bad

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nicole @_niicooleee

2 weeks ago

I was today years old when I found out "yendo" is a word, and it's not "llendo" hahaha

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nicole @_niicooleee

3 weeks ago

Is Max trying to instigate. It was a good, respectful fight

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Mr B. @HoeAssMrB

3 weeks ago

Me thinking the mariachi band was for Canelo then boom it’s for Crawford 😂😂😂

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nicole @_niicooleee

3 weeks ago

My body is fine during the day, and at night i feel like SpongeBob with the suds. My throat keeps drying up and going into a coughing/throw up attack.

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Nurses Against Dick Pics. 🪷🇺🇦 @ClaudetteGGibs1

4 weeks ago

These are the people who made fun of women's bodily fluid. They have all been fired.

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nicole @_niicooleee

4 weeks ago

I didn't finish watching unknown number, but was the mom arrested or registered as a pedophile or something. Those texts to her daughter and kids were so inappropriate. Fuck Netflix for making this a "gotcha" documentary

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nicole @_niicooleee

4 weeks ago

Four consecutive instagram stories of people saying they're sick 🧐😷

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nicole @_niicooleee

a month ago

Omg, I forgot to put gas in my car

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KTLA @KTLA

a month ago

#BreakingNews: Emmanuel Haro's father admitted he killed baby to informant in jail: NewsNation ktla.com/news/local-new…

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nicole @_niicooleee

2 months ago

🗣️ I can't stand the side profiles of people with lip fillers. Like, it's SO ugly. People are filler-blind to it. They look like swollen duck beaks 😭 Or maybe I just notice the ugly procedures...

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nicole @_niicooleee

2 months ago

I just completed an anonymous survey for my job to win a $20 gift card, but I never entered my name or identifying information for the raffle, but my entry was received 😅🧐