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The best thing about batteries is that you can hit them and they will start working again. Or actually my favorite thing is taking them out of a thing and then putting them back in the thing and then the thing starts working again
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Call me stupid but when someone on TV falls down and hits their head I gasp
ALL LIFES MATTER t shirt but it's in reference to LIFE cereal because people talk about CINNAMON LIFE way too much and they have something called MIGHTY LIFE now and I'm being paid to promote it and--oh wait I'm just now being told that no we're not making the t shirt
This pic of Chris Eccleston from the others looks like when you're the one person who smokes at an event and someone happens upon you
Seeing this parked outside of your work is probably a good omen, right?
"what's all this then?" is a REALLY good British opener when entering a room. Just a thought I was having
Pretty much the coolest shit that has ever happened to me in my entire life
Man, if only I had a dollar for every time I did the thing I did the most in my life. That would statistically be the best deal for me
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Gina Ekiss, designer of the Solo Jazz cup (circa 1990)
The towel that's been hanging in my bathroom for 3 months after I forget to bring in a new towel again
Crafting a new bit for when I'm wearing my Pixar hat and someone asks if I work at Pixar where I say yes and introduce myself as James Pixar
You think black bear diner is just an innocent breakfast place but there are signs of something more sinister going on behind the scenes
You know how you whip snap a rug? Can someone do that to my body?
Tom Cruise's "I'll tell you in another life when we are both cats" crash out in vanilla sky is too real
Saw a rock on my walk yesterday that looked insanely like Spike Spiegel
I kinda don't see any issue with finger guns. If finger guns were a problem we should have had this conversation when Shooter McGavin was ripping them during his golf games
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