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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

Cool dad | Magician | Cheerleader | I love my kids. Los Angeles, CA Joined January 2015
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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

10 years ago

Phil Dunphy is no straight guy......

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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

10 years ago

Did I just say wife gets in the way? Cause sometimes I do that.

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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

10 years ago

Always ask yourself

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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

10 years ago

I'm terrified of motorcycles, but sometimes you do things to prove you're still a man. Same reason I got that henna tattoo. #ModernFamily

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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

10 years ago

#youcantbeuglyand Phil Dunphy at the same time. Just not possible. #modernfamily

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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

10 years ago

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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

10 years ago

You have nothing to fear, but fear itself... and the concrete.

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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

10 years ago

Friends, if the apocalypse doesn't kill us today, it's not the end of the world!

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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

10 years ago

He was in a hammock. It was actually really funny, I was on top of him for like 20 minu... Okay, good night!

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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

10 years ago

I tried 2 break up with a girl & I danced around it so much, she didn’t know I had broken up with her. 20 years later, we’re still married.

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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

10 years ago

#modernfamily funnier than Seinfeld, more chemistry than Friends, and more loyal than Lebron James.

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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

10 years ago

Whoa, whoa, maybe it's all the creams, but that just made sense girlfriends...

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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

10 years ago

Trust me that is not a phone call you want to make to ex-college male cheerleaders. They will mock you with a hurtful rhythmic taunt.

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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

10 years ago

I’m cool dad, that’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WTF: why the face. #ModernFamily

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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

10 years ago

I'm totally pumped. Pumped pumped pumped, Pump up the jam, Pumped up kicks, Pumpedy dumpty, Pumple-stiltskin.

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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

10 years ago

Am I attracted to her? Yes. Would I ever act on it? No, no way. Not while my wife is still alive.

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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

10 years ago

Every realtor is just a ninja with a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere, but not me. I'm completely clueless.

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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

10 years ago

"How you doin typhoid clairy?" #modernfamily

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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

10 years ago

"My wife won't let me go to Vegas." Trust me that is not a phone call you want to make to a group of ex-college male cheerleaders.

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Phil Dunphy @_phildunphy__

10 years ago

Never be afraid to go after a girl that's out of your league... How do you think I got your mom?

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