prancer the reindeer @_prancer

the one and only. spreading Christmas joy all year through. vacancy in stables for mucker outer. Moved to Bluesky north pole Joined November 2011

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prancer the reindeer @_prancer

2 years ago

I am soon to be leaving twitter I've had no inspiration here and really can't think of what to post. I shall have a new social media home soon though, so will post up with further news when I'm on it. In the meantime, thanks for the fun and chatter when I've been active.

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prancer the reindeer @_prancer

3 years ago

Happy to announce that the BBC have offered me @GaryLineker s job on @BBCMOTD co-hosting with Bob carolgees and spit the dog. Ok, time to start learning something about soccer I suppose!!!

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prancer the reindeer @_prancer

3 years ago

Whoop.. it's nearly time. The boss is just doing a final list check. We are about to get hooked up to the sleigh. If you have @skytv with one of those remotes that can do a voice search, just say into it "track santa" to see where we are.

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Kriss Kringle @SANTACLOUSS

3 years ago

@_prancer loves the #snow

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prancer the reindeer @_prancer

3 years ago

At least social media now has a new meme for anyone who f**ks up more than anyone can ever f**k up. Every cloud n all that.

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prancer the reindeer @_prancer

3 years ago

Just caught wind that the workshop may cut down its operational hours from 24/7. This is due to the cost of living crisis & raw materials going up in price. We will endeavour to get something under everyone's trees, but it may be less than normal. Really sorry folks 😥

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prancer the reindeer @_prancer

3 years ago

Nice to see the boss out supporting you guys. As part of his delivery transport, I reckon us reindeer should join the @CWUnews as fully paid members. Only question is... can we pay our membership in carrots???

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prancer the reindeer @_prancer

3 years ago

Tonight in the stable, we are playing cards against humanity. We are even letting rudolph join in.. ....so I don't wanna hear anybody complaining that we don't let him join in with our reindeer games!!!

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prancer the reindeer @_prancer

3 years ago

Come on @elonmusk ... I have been trying for years to get the _ taken out of my @ name... @prancer hasn't been active for nearly 4 years. Finally, please can you swap our names over or do something please. Will have a word with my boss to get you put on the #nicelist

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prancer the reindeer @_prancer

3 years ago

If it takes 5 of our elves 5 minutes to make 5 dolls... how long will it take 100 elves to make 100 dolls?

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prancer the reindeer @_prancer

3 years ago

11 long years in service!! Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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prancer the reindeer @_prancer

3 years ago

.@elonmusk I thought we could buy a blue tick in our local currency? My local currency for reindeer is carrots... so how many carrots do I send you to get my blue tick????

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prancer the reindeer @_prancer

3 years ago

We've had a bombardment of new Christmas adverts in the last few days, & all the ones I've seen so far, @Tesco wins it so far. Brilliant ad & getting Julian from ghosts to voice it is pure genius. You can almost imagine him doing the knuckle point! youtu.be/iiPGtMJOwPA

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prancer the reindeer @_prancer

3 years ago

Sooo... I can finally get my verified tick for $8 a month!! Can I pay for it in carrots?

Elon Musk @elonmusk

3 years ago

Sooo... I can finally get my verified tick for $8 a month!! Can I pay for it in carrots?

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prancer the reindeer @_prancer

3 years ago

This would keep the old cockles toasty and warm... Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @SpeySingleMalt SPEY Fumare Cask Batch 2 from @MasterOfMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/whisk…

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prancer the reindeer @_prancer

3 years ago

If anyone comes at you for using the word XMAS instead of CHRISTMAS, just hit them back with this... The word actually dates back to the mid-1500s, and gets its roots from the Greek letter X—which is the first letter in the Greek word for Christ, Χριστός (Christós).

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prancer the reindeer @_prancer

3 years ago

Please go and support this youngster. Trying hard to get their foot in the door of the music world. Show them some love and support. Thanks.

Crow In A Cage 💙 @Crow_InACage

3 years ago

Please go and support this youngster. Trying hard to get their foot in the door of the music world. Show them some love and support. Thanks.

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prancer the reindeer @_prancer

3 years ago

Just came accross this youngster and they could do with some support/follows/youtube subscribers. I believe we delivered them an electric guitar last Christmas, and that acoustic the year before. Go and give them some love and support if music is your thing. Thanks