Dario @_rdcozzo18

he/him | everything would be better if I owned a sword Joined May 2017

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Dario @_rdcozzo18

a year ago

Caesar is Kendrick Koba is Drake

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Stacy @xostacyftw

2 years ago

nobody wants to play AI games. nobody wants to read AI articles. nobody wants AI assistance. nobody wants AI artwork. nobody wants AI voiceovers or characters. nobody wants AI, period.

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Dario @_rdcozzo18

2 years ago

I think I’ve convinced my tiktok that I’m a 19 year old girl

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Dario @_rdcozzo18

2 years ago

Siblings that alter serve together stay together

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Dario @_rdcozzo18

2 years ago

Yeah, hi, let me get a pretzel baconator with a shmear of poop, please?

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2 years ago

Talkin about “suspending disbelief” in film class, didn’t know this was actually neofuturism class

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2 years ago

Knowing that there guys in Ireland who sell baked potatoes out of a truck has been the best thing for my mental health recently

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Dario @_rdcozzo18

2 years ago

Treating the pumpkin pies in the back seat of my car like my children #singlemom

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2 years ago

I’d be such a good squire

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Dario @_rdcozzo18

2 years ago

Second time a girl asked me for my charger, she so wants me

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Dario @_rdcozzo18

2 years ago

Just tried the walk in a straight line test on myself… it’s a fairly efficient way of telling

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Dario @_rdcozzo18

2 years ago

Of course I have to use the pencil with the little yellow tab instead of the pencil with the little blue tab! How will I be more happy if I write with the pencil with the little blue tab?!

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Dario @_rdcozzo18

2 years ago

“Ooo, this liquid chocolate is good. Let’s make it hot.” “Ooo, these leaves smell good. Let’s put them in some hot water.” Geniuses.

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2 years ago

Had on a lighter sweater, switched it for a heavier sweater. You’ve never seen a happier boy in your life.

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Dario @_rdcozzo18

2 years ago

When did it become 2:30 in the morning

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Dario @_rdcozzo18

2 years ago

My philosophy professor dresses like Jessica Day but worse and I’m not sure how to feel

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My parents: Have you talked to your sister? Her phone’s dead *I take a long drag of my pipe, wearing a long trenchcoat in a dingy office. I pull out my phone and text her boyfriend who texts back “Yeah her phone died”* Me: Case closed