Jenna Reeves @_reeverb
I'm here for shit talking and sarcasm; I'm bigger in person. Reeverbnation.blogspot.com Beaverton, Oregon Joined June 2012-
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For Easter this year, look no further than the @HoustonRockets. Any one of them could be your kid's next Flopsy. @PinwheelEmpire #RipCity
Lillard named Griffin's replacement for ASG. Adam Silver sends Lillard flowers and card reading, "We Cool?" @trailblazers @PinwheelEmpire
@_killkaren I'm gonna need some Tapatio for these nachos to be acceptable. And now I'm craving Taco Bell. #fuckme #butnotinthatway
@_killkaren someone kidnapped me. I don't know where I am. Just that it smells like rubber and beets. Send nachos immediately.
@_killkaren I have yet to encounter anyone trying to break my extremities. The day I do is the day I begin shopping in a different store.
My google search would get me arrested in 16 countries.
@_killkaren just a metaphor I realized while shopping today. They seem to always pull to the right.
I choose shopping carts like I used to choose men: unstable, unreliable, and always trying to steer me in a different direction @_killkaren
@_killkaren Ha, well, I have already failed. My snaps this morning are living proof of that.
@_killkaren #Lent starts tomorrow. I say we give up hogwash, horse shit, and giving a fuck. You down?
So, there's NO existing service that rents puppies to people with hangovers? America, you have failed me.
@_killkaren Not the worst thing someone has been caught doing on their phones when walked in on before. #storyofmylife #ymcawoes
@_killkaren also, today I stole poprocks from a child. How many points toward hell is that?
@_killkaren Well can ya stop letting your kid put poop in his eyes?! #itspoopagain #hecalledtheshitpoop
@_killkaren I've never gagged so much in my life. #ThatsWhatSheSaid Oh and what's wrong with your kid? Hospital snap?
@_killkaren I might be the nasty one being that I scooped it out of the toilet like a bird on fish. #ineedaraise
@_killkaren I lose keys like a spiritual daddy's girl "loses" her virginity... Many, many times.
@_killkaren also, that panty massacre meme you sent me a while back.... Yeah, it happened today in real life.
@_killkaren wait, what? I'm not white? Well no one told me... #awkwardfamilyreunion
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