Mister Retrops @_retrops

Author / Writer for @Not_the_Bee / Antinouns Silly Letters to Government and Other Things to Read at Your Next Filibuster: https://t.co/EV99dcmSD0 portercreatives.com Texas Joined October 2022

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15 hours ago

L.A. Comic Con Hosts A.I. Stan Lee Hologram notthebee.com/article/la-com…

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McDonald’s is bringing back its popular Monopoly game after a decade-long hiatus notthebee.com/article/want-t…

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Massachusetts woman forgets to put car in park while yelling at ICE agents, loses vehicle in lake notthebee.com/article/this-l…

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4 days ago

Trump says president of Somalia didn't want to take Ilhan Omar back notthebee.com/article/trump-…

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Desperate California Cat Lady Rents Billboards To Find Liberal Husband notthebee.com/article/this-d…

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5 days ago

"Attack squirrel" sends multiple Californians to hospital: "THIS IS NOT A JOKE" notthebee.com/article/califo…

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6 days ago

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7 days ago

World Athletics championship to require sex tests after governing body found biological males were finalists in 135 women’s events notthebee.com/article/sex-te…

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a week ago

See how the media covered the resource officer who broke up a huge fight at a Florida high school notthebee.com/article/check-…

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I find it funny that the part of my article people are most upset about is that weed can make users go crazy. The studies documenting that causation are numerous and thorough, certainly better than the stupid diabetes study I wrote the article about. notthebee.com/article/study-…

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2 weeks ago

Samsung to start streaming ads on refrigerator doors notthebee.com/article/samsun…

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2 weeks ago

Thief in scuba gear hits Disney restaurant, ties up employees, makes clean getaway notthebee.com/article/disney…

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2 weeks ago

Croatian diver sets new record by holding breath for 29 MINUTES notthebee.com/article/croati…

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2 weeks ago

Merriam-Webster sues AI company for stealing their definition of “plagiarize” notthebee.com/article/merria…

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2 weeks ago

Police rush to aid “woman in distress,” find a goat named Simon instead notthebee.com/article/police…

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2 weeks ago

Theater replaces seats for the Long Walk with treadmills. Viewers who dropped pace got kicked out. notthebee.com/article/theate…

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2 weeks ago

Study shows seniors can reduce falls by learning the art of the Samurai. There's just one problem. notthebee.com/article/japane…

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3 weeks ago

Appeals court rules US government doesn’t have to give Medicaid funds to Planned Parenthood notthebee.com/article/appeal…

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3 weeks ago

Greenville's Spider-Man can’t swing between buildings and doesn’t have a car, but he saved two people from this waterfall notthebee.com/article/greenv…