Richard Douglas @_richardd__

"Kai used to have bad habits like smoking but he stopped when D.O. asked him to take better care of himself" cr.owner.

This dog video is really good, really cute. But I wish I could see more of the owner's gross bare legs in it... Ah, much better.

What Australian is eating that toast for breakfast? There is nowhere near enough Vegemite on it... imgur.com/a/Ktydb

Without faith, we would likely pull over on the side of the road, give up and watch everyone else pass us by. Don't lose your FAITH!

Give in to your dark side. But then give in to your bright side. After that, stay neutral a while. Repeat as needed.

I want to give a shout out to my IUD. 4 years of no pregnancy and the only side effect is the little string that hangs out my dickhole.

I bet all your exes weren't 6ft... Had no abs... Shut up. Just give head and swallow like a side chick, I'm annoyed, pricks.

Every time you listen to Donald Rumsfeld give advice about wars, Satan makes a hash mark on his side of the chalkboard.

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity.. to seize everything you ever wanted. one moment. Would you capture it or just let it slip?

The awkward moment when you look in the mirror and realize that you're a hipster.

that moment where the person you look up to tells you they look up to you. blessed.

do u girls know that moment when u have mascara/eyeliner on and u decide to take a shower and once you're out u look at yourself and go woah

That awkward moment when someone is staring at your car and then they look in the window and realize there's a person in here..

Sometimes i wish i'm not a pisces baby . So i won't be sucha wall flower and lazy ..

I want a flower crown . but too lazy . lol.

someone go on a lazy day adventure w me and we'll go to sun china and share an egg flower soup :-(

Lazy day watching perks of being a wall flower & pitch perfect. I'm down for it.

My mom refuses to get me a flower cookie from panera and I'm too lazy to get up.

I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter. - Walt Disney.

When other people try to bring you down, look on the bright side: at least you're not them.