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Rumor has it 87% of rumors are trumors #RHI Joined October 2012

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4 years ago

#RHI Bank holidays were originally invented by sperm banks as a way to increase donations from the working man. This increased donations by 69%.

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6 years ago

#RHI an old law in the state of Washington allows companies to dismiss employees for not signing off correspondence with a positive tone.

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6 years ago

#RHI the British woodlouse can withstand 20Kg of weight on its back, but only 100g on its belly.

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6 years ago

#RHI there are more people killed by spoons than knives in the country of Mauritania. This is mainly due to the ban on knives in all but Regency buildings.

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7 years ago

#RHI Beans, the cult favourite character from Even Stevens, is currently employed as a burrito builder. Though he refuses to serve any bean based filling due to his resentment towards the role.

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7 years ago

#RHI until last week Theresa May thought that "Article 50" was a b-side on David Bowie's 1971 album "Hunky Dory".

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7 years ago

#RHI the human eye only starts growing after it has blinked 1,528,432 times. After which it grows 0.0003% per blink.

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7 years ago

#RHI if John Bercow arrives more than 10 minutes late to parliament, MPs are legally allowed to leave.

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7 years ago

#RHI a horse's ejaculate contains the same number of calories than a Burger King Whopper meal (tango and fries side).

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7 years ago

#RHI the well known mnemonic "Never Eat Shredded Wheat" (used for learning compass points) was created by the Weetabix marketing team during the Great Cereal War of 1964.

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7 years ago

#RHI Pefkos is on its way to become the number one holiday resort in southern Europe by 2022.

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7 years ago

@_rumor_mill @coopukfood bought a few meal deals today - egg and cress is not the sandwich today guys! I’ll try again tomorrow. Such a good idea 💡

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7 years ago

#RHI Co-Op Food have a 'random meal deal of the day' where the first customer who selects the correct main, snack, and drink, get their meal deal for free.

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7 years ago

#RHI the sudden boom in workplace crochet clubs has led to a dramatic reduction of online racism; with top philosophers stating idle hands are the racist's workshop.