Ryan Parker @_ryan_parker
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Just taking my private jet to speak to the unwashed filth and tell them they shouldn't have healthcare
Just taking my private jet to speak to the unwashed filth and tell them they shouldn't have healthcare
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Repost this for a chance to win an autographed Ramón Laureano jersey and two tickets to our game on Saturday, September 13 at @PetcoPark! Official Rules: atmlb.com/47iY6E2
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OFFICER: What are you names? TWO GUILTY TEENAGERS: Uhh …
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Brumbpo Tungus saw heaven when he was 4 years old @ActualNames1
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Girlfriend watching my parents give me Tums after eating 12 Grilled hot dogs:
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She looks like she wants to make me download a mobile game called CONQUEST: KINGDOM LEGENDS.
She looks like she wants to make me download a mobile game called CONQUEST: KINGDOM LEGENDS.
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Jesus, today:
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This was seventeen months ago. Israeli forces have killed more than 14,107 kids since.
This was seventeen months ago. Israeli forces have killed more than 14,107 kids since.
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al pacino falling over fanart
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Atopodentatus, thought to have lived between 247 and 240 million years ago
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Every time I watch Creighton play basketball
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why does he look like a PS2 cutscene
why does he look like a PS2 cutscene
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Hope the guys making this thing are recording a bunch of increasingly ominous audio logs about the process onto individual USB sticks and scattering them around the facility
Hope the guys making this thing are recording a bunch of increasingly ominous audio logs about the process onto individual USB sticks and scattering them around the facility
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bro bouta flood our plane with sand 😭
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