Squirts Falafel @jch274s
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I’m not going to subscribe to Apple TV so if someone could rip this for me I’d appreciate it
I’m not going to subscribe to Apple TV so if someone could rip this for me I’d appreciate it
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Part-timer at work today asked me if I know anything about putting massive, insanely-high-horsepower engines into $500 shitbox cars
No, this is an example of how sand can level out
No, this is an example of how sand can level out
LOOOOOL the person who had to report this to him is being executed tomorrow morning
LOOOOOL the person who had to report this to him is being executed tomorrow morning
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Yeah, cuz he was taller
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My dog sneezed too hard and fucked up his face
The fuck is wrong with you
Just busted my damn forehead open ☹️ bled like crazy too
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Thank you for inventing the monkey. RIP
Thank you for inventing the monkey. RIP
Diarrhea
He died from a fentanyl overdose
He died from a fentanyl overdose
Fuck off, Elmo, now’s not the time for shenanigans
Fuck off, Elmo, now’s not the time for shenanigans
“Temu gas dirt bikes” has to be one of the most-dangerous word combinations of all time
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If anything, I don’t think we’re attacking pedophiles enough
If anything, I don’t think we’re attacking pedophiles enough
I don’t remember seeing this specific color listing in the brochure
WHYYYYYYY DID YOU USE THAT IMAGE OF SPIDEY GETTING BACKSHOTS FROM GREEN GOBLIN
WHYYYYYYY DID YOU USE THAT IMAGE OF SPIDEY GETTING BACKSHOTS FROM GREEN GOBLIN
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