sam bernstein @_samalama_
the very tired girl Joined August 2012-
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Get rid of Greek life at all colleges and replace it with Italian life. every chapter is named after a deli meat
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bisexuals put a space and !! at the end of every sentence
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Turns out my top 3 hobbies are: 1. Drinking lattes at coffee shops 2. Going to nonessential businesses 3. Touching my face
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due to everything sucking i’ve decided to sauté a little garlic and onion
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I miss the good ol days when I could hug people & lick door handles
Taking this downtime to revamp my Spotify aesthetic. I am becoming that bitch and it feels so good
I feel attacked
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quarantine got me acting like a roomba. no purpose no direction just bumping into stuff and occasionally doing a half-assed job cleaning something
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you don’t need to be loved by everyone, relax
yes this is a text i actually recieved
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leave brooms ALONE. they only stand up like that when they are very scared
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