SammieB🖤 @_sambjones_

Joined March 2013

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SammieB🖤 @_sambjones_

4 years ago

My papaw did not just whip his phone out of the freezer bc he got too hot😂

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SammieB🖤 @_sambjones_

5 years ago

Overthinking mode activated x100

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⋆ @lowkeyalbert

5 years ago

the biggest comeback is making yourself happy again

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SammieB🖤 @_sambjones_

5 years ago

I stg if my mother calls me 1 more time trying to set me up on dates with 40 year old men I’m going to scream

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𝕭𝖗𝖚𝖏𝖆♡𝕭𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 | Witchy Astrologer @brujabitchh

5 years ago

Someone needs to fuck the past out of Cancer, and Capricorn and I’m sure they’ll be okay lmaooooo

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SammieB🖤 @_sambjones_

5 years ago

Why do I have to be so crazy

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My last relationship taught me that the more chances you give someone, the less they value you. They’re not afraid to lose you because they know no matter what, you won’t walk away. Never let someone get too comfortable with disrespecting you. Love yourself first.

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SammieB🖤 @_sambjones_

5 years ago

My boyfriend told me today that he is a boob guy and well if you know me I have no tits I’m all ass😅

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SammieB🖤 @_sambjones_

5 years ago

Still trying to do this

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SammieB🖤 @_sambjones_

5 years ago

This man did not just bring his leaf blower in after I told him it needs swept😂😂

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SammieB🖤 @_sambjones_

5 years ago

These three 16 hour shifts are going to be the death of me especially working on the covid unit with 18 positive people😫

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SammieB🖤 @_sambjones_

5 years ago

For a bitch that has tattoos and it doesn’t faze me I still have to have my mom hold my hand at 22 years old to get a shot

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SammieB🖤 @_sambjones_

5 years ago

Imagine getting arrested by a cop that you used to talk to and him telling you “this is the most awkward ride I’ve ever had” yeah well at least you’re on the other side buddy.