melanie✨💙🌒 @_sapphoe

bi 22 medievalist post-modernist 5’7” paddington bear enthusiast hedonistic artist swiftie neo-luddite optimist cunnilinguist New Haven, CT Joined September 2017

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Tay @Tayhatesevery1

6 months ago

@seeitinmymind “tv has a beach vibe” NY HAS BEACHES! Like the Hamptons are famous for their beaches and summer houses. I need yall to look closely those are east coast beaches not west coast

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nutt @your_nutt

6 months ago

if I'm locked in a cage, and I repeatedly say I don't want to be in the cage because the cage is bad, it is not hypocritical for me to panic if the cage catches on fire with me inside

Damani Felder @TheDamaniFelder

6 months ago

if I'm locked in a cage, and I repeatedly say I don't want to be in the cage because the cage is bad, it is not hypocritical for me to panic if the cage catches on fire with me inside

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Staff interpreted normal behaviors as symptoms: • Writing notes? "Patient engages in compulsive writing behavior." • Being friendly? "Patient shows inappropriate affect." • Being neat? "Patient exhibits obsessive tendencies." The label of "INSANE" colored everything.

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Overanalyzing Ninja. @PriceTheCreator

11 months ago

Chef here. This is facts. Cavatappi is THAT girl. Get into it. Penne could never.

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aaron @yieldcurved

11 months ago

Smoking cigs on my fire escape is such a pleasure. One day I wont have a fire escape. And god willing I’ll have a wife that says Aaron no cigs in the house because the kids might see. And I’ll think back, chuckling, to now, smoking cigs on my fire escape.

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e-usexua @chaneIgogetit

11 months ago

show her this

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Natali Simmonds @NJSimmondsbooks

11 months ago

I love that she's still wearing really high heels because he's not the kind of insecure guy to care that she's towering over him and she's not the kind of woman to compromise for a guy's sensibilities. Never been happier for two people I don't know.

Pop Base @PopBase

11 months ago

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ani drama 🌸🇦🇷 @sheeranhhoney

11 months ago

halsey ending what she thought would be their last album with THIS. Last words. mindblowing

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Peppermint Pam @Muthawalker

11 months ago

@Joe_Rohde Yep it’s electioneering. I’m a poll worker and they must remove them within 100 ft of location. I’ve asked Harris and Trump people to take their garb off and the only assholes are trumpers

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yaz @cuntrodrigo

11 months ago

she’s so funny

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swiss bae @thekonyjen

11 months ago

petite in french LITERALLY means short. anything under 5’4 is petite even if you are a size XXXL! ppl just wanna be fat phobic lol

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eeemily ✨ @exalt_emily

11 months ago

this is one of the few "just ban it" policies that's unambiguously good. You can still get refillable vapes, and the disposable ones are literally so bad environmentally. So much plastic waste, and each one has a battery inside.

Pop Base @PopBase

11 months ago

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logspa @logspa_

11 months ago

logo change with actual personality we are so back

Jordan Jenkins @jkane

11 months ago

logo change with actual personality we are so back

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may okiwont @FARTKNOCKER2k

11 months ago

my mom has told me before "i loved putting on lazytown for you when you were little because i would get a little high and it'd become the most insane show ever"

Kamui 🐦‍🔥 @NotKamuiSry

11 months ago

my mom has told me before "i loved putting on lazytown for you when you were little because i would get a little high and it'd become the most insane show ever"

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haley ☾ @sokkalore

11 months ago

“everyone looks like a lesbian now but they aren’t lesbians, they have no lesbianism in their heart. and they’re MEAN.” wisest voice of our generation…

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Beth McColl @imbethmccoll

11 months ago

no bad time to remember that as an adult you can’t actually be in trouble with another adult. they can be annoyed at you, misunderstand you, dislike your choices, dislike *you*- but you’re not in trouble! because you can’t be!

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dick agus balls @emofiat500

11 months ago

ppl talking abt fast fashion but i spent $120 on doc martens in may 2023 that i wear to work and theres a hole in leather where the toes crease :) my father bought a pair in the 80s and they lasted 10 years

♡ umaimah ♡ @colouredbraids

11 months ago

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@whatahellofawaytodad.com @ArmyStrang

11 months ago

Someone once said during the apocalypse they're coming to my house because I know how to garden and I told them we could possibly have a really nice salsa before we all die of starvation

𝗥𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗬 @TheWarKitchen

11 months ago

Someone once said during the apocalypse they're coming to my house because I know how to garden and I told them we could possibly have a really nice salsa before we all die of starvation