🧜🏼♀️ @_saratopps
They told me to be nice and I told 'em to bite me ✌🏼 Joined December 2009-
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3 men told me looked comfy/was smart for brining stuff on the plane?? girl im sitting 5 hours best believe im gonna be comfy
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now why the fuck would you give your small child STICKERS to pass time on a damn airplane?
whoever unplugged my plant lights SUCKS and owes me a fucking tree.
i found bleeding hearts and i can’t wait for them to grow 😍 haven’t seen a pretty one in years.
why the fuck can I not turn off the setting that allows people to unsend me messages whoever invented that is literally the biggest bitch.
dirty houses really make me tweak because why the fuck do you live like that?? 🤢
yall need to stop letting man use your doordash/shipt alone bc im reporting that man idgaf.
i wanna see quinn so bad and now we’re gonna take 18 hours to drive home bc fuck flight delays 😭
gotta book another cruise on the same boat asap bc i miss my server friend already 😭
the only badass kids on this whole boat our our neighbors 🥲
getting woken up by birds actually makes me so mad 🥲 shut up
tech companies you have to call when they mess up are insane actually
it should actually be illegal to live stream from a school??? why the fuck do you have a bunch random kids on your Facebook live??
when i ask for no mayo and get extra i wanna puke 😢 i’m legit gonna start only eating food i make.
super rich people don’t even know how great they have it to move and buy shit all at once without having a stroke at the money you’re spending 😭😭
i should be a CRIME to have a profile picture that’s 8 years old when you’re toothless now?
being a man and getting your tires filled at the oil change place is actually insane???
being a man and getting your tires filled at the oil change place is actually insane???
we went to BJs yesterday and it was dirty af and now i’m sick 🤢
not Trump is being mad they can’t go camping this summer, cry about it you stupid ass.
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