Shower Thoughts @_shwrthoughts

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a hour ago

USPS could make more money if they put post offices in airports so instead of throwing something out that you forgot was in your bag you could mail it home.

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3 hours ago

Wikipedia built the biggest modern information hub using nothing but nerds' need to correct each other.

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5 hours ago

Dads tell cheesy jokes not because humour gets worse with age, but because the more life experience you have, the more value you place on anything that might make someone laugh, even if it's at your own expense.

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7 hours ago

Being with people who don't listen is lonelier than being alone.

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9 hours ago

Worms in apples has been less of a problem than what we expected as kids.

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11 hours ago

Monopoly would be more realistic if the person with the most money got to change the rules whenever they liked

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13 hours ago

Today Is The Mondayest Thursday Ever.

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15 hours ago

Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles

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17 hours ago

The weird, artsy, loner usually gets the girl in movies (instead of the jock) simply because many movies are written by weird, artsy, loners.

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19 hours ago

Replying "k" in morse "-.-", has the same passive aggressive tone

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21 hours ago

Telling a dangerously overweight person not to lose weight because they're beautiful is like telling an alcoholic not to stop drinking because they're fun.