Simone Murphyа @_simone_mu

Teleportation is such a lazy super power I love it.

There is nothin that pisses me off more than when someone says they have to make a U-turn like its a huge deal..you have power steering#lazy

Lazy lazy day while I wait for my new power lead to arrive :-S could write on paper but my brain works so much faster than my hand. Rubbish.

World's worst super power: A man with laser vision and a lazy eye..

Just sat outside Next on a public bench, watching the world go by.. May read some poetry too really feel cultural.

I apologize in advance for complaining about this public hate crime sitting next to me in class.

everyday before class my public speaking teacher makes me massage the 40 year old woman who sits next to me :/.

There is a Little Red Riding hood joke somewhere. i.imgur.com/5h4Fm.jpg

You can never give me grid paper and expect me not to color in boxes like its so fun.

Maybe I should just go completely off the grid and join a hippie commune to never be heard from again.

please go join a puritan hippie commune off the grid so i never have to listen to you ever again.

Highest ever power output today. And still finished 17th. Just shows how important positioning is. Lost out on the start grid & never got on

If you can make a square then you will never get lost in newyork this city is a grid.

Awwww. Wasn't able to watch With A Smile! How was it? :)

Laying in my bed cry and "I won't back down" comes on, instantly made me smile. I believe it was my grandma trying to tell me to stop crying

She was just your average woman. Working hard to care for those she loved. Lifting hearts with simply her smile. Just your average woman.

Girl who thought i was Caitlyn came up to me today and gave me this huge smile and wave and I was just like WTF who are you.

Selena's security guy was the sweetest guy ever. He was talking to me and e had the biggest smile when Selena was ready to meet me.

Im going off the grid.. Cutting my phone off later. I can't deal with this pain.

I've arrived in the Pacific Northwest. Time to (kind of) get off the grid & hike for eight days. Later, Twitter!