Jaek @_starmfate_

wAck. #TTU22 Texas, USA Joined May 2015

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Jaek @_starmfate_

3 years ago

My only wish is that I die doing something cool and not dying as a result of someone else doing something cool.

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Jaek @_starmfate_

6 years ago

Okay, so now that we are nearing the end of the world does the person that stole my bike wanna come forward and admit it?

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Jaek @_starmfate_

6 years ago

If a woman ever tells me I’m fat I’m gonna bring up the woman’s night at the rec when they wouldn’t let me in after 7:30

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Jaek @_starmfate_

6 years ago

I just got back to my house from rock climbing at the rec for the first time in MONTHS. And I want to cut off my hands, they hurt so bad.

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Jaek @_starmfate_

6 years ago

Stay strong men, hold out for 11 more days and you will become immortalized in history for surviving NO NUT NOVEMBER

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Jaek @_starmfate_

6 years ago

Hot Tea is on the come up this year y’all. Get on the band wagon before it’s too late.

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Professor: *lesson on lightning and thunder* Girl in the back: is it true is it true that how many seconds you wait after seeing lightning to hear thunder is how many miles away it is? Professor: “kinda” Girl: I know that cause my dad likes storms

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Jaek @_starmfate_

6 years ago

College has transformed me into a fine connoisseur of cold cut deli meats. 🧐

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Jaek @_starmfate_

6 years ago

Y’all ever been bullied for being nice?? Yeah lol it doesn’t make sense. 🙃

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Jaek @_starmfate_

6 years ago

Who ever is making popcorn in MCOM rn I hate you. I still have another class in this building, and we all know how that smell lingers 😤

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Jaek @_starmfate_

6 years ago

You hate to see it @SportsCenter

Noah Magaro-George @N_Magaro

6 years ago

You hate to see it @SportsCenter

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Noah Magaro-George @N_Magaro

6 years ago

Dejounte Murray met Zion at the rim today, but the mainstream sports media was too afraid to show us. I scoured the depths of social media to uncover this sacred clip, and I finally found it. Shoutout to @SpursBR_ for sharing this priceless footage.

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Jaek @_starmfate_

6 years ago

Girl in atmo class: “I don’t know what it is about Texas today but, like I now it’s the same shape, but like idk I’m feelin this look texas”

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Jaek @_starmfate_

6 years ago

Coffee is a must this midterm week. For alertness and just keeping my hands warm in this 32 degree weather.

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Jaek @_starmfate_

6 years ago

Today alone I have heard 6 people say “I’m hungry” it is officially spooky/starving season.

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Jaek @_starmfate_

6 years ago

Girl in my class: do you ever like see somebody from ig in real life and say, oh my gosh that’s (insert username)!? Guy in my class: “nah that’s weird” Girl: oh, well I guess I don’t care enough about the person in real life to know their actual name 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Jaek @_starmfate_

6 years ago

I’d like to thank all my friends who stayed 😂

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🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine

6 years ago

If you listen closely Tech students, you can hear the sound of whining Longhorns all the way in Austin.

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Jaek @_starmfate_

6 years ago

Girl sitting behind me in class talking to guy: lol “I can’t believe you have cows! OMG!! that’s so weird, they are gross but like, omg! it’s so cute that you have cows!”