Tessa @_t3ssag

🥚 Jaen, Spain Joined February 2017

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Tessa @_t3ssag

4 years ago

Need a dog sitter? Check me out on @RoverDotCom! New customers get $20 off! Use code: TESSAG19674 rover.com/sit/tessag1967…

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Tessa @_t3ssag

4 years ago

I’m taking an extremely accelerated physics of speech and hearing class this summer (5 weeks instead of 16 weeks) and I want to die.

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TAKE. PICTURES. OF. EVERYTHING. i hate people who act snobby about taking pictures like it’s a weird thing to do?? take pictures with ur friends of ur friends or everything constantly it’s so fun and when u look back at them u will love them so much

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Tessa @_t3ssag

5 years ago

Which r u rn? I’m top right!

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Tessa @_t3ssag

5 years ago

Bee bop

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Tessa @_t3ssag

5 years ago

the “p” in potato stands for power

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Tessa @_t3ssag

7 years ago

WOAHHH bruh

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Good Bean Jokes @goodbeanjokes

7 years ago

Give a man a bean, he beans for a day Teach a man to bean, he beans for the rest of his life

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Thee Aries @GiftedAsia

7 years ago

fake laughing at work gotta be the most elite form of customer service skills. encountering guests/customers telling me about ‘funny’ shit that’s no where near amusing has trained me in ways unimaginable

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Tessa @_t3ssag

7 years ago

I spilled red wine ALL over Andrews dad's most prize possession: the fkn couch. I'm dead fkn meat dude. I'm so scared

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Tessa @_t3ssag

7 years ago

When random people pass by to tell you you have a beautiful smile 😫💗✨✨✨

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Tessa @_t3ssag

7 years ago

Andrews mom made croutons. WTF. Like she literally hand made croutons. They're an amazing snack while watching hells kitchen

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Tessa @_t3ssag

7 years ago

Who else gets the feels from looking @ this wine????

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Tessa @_t3ssag

7 years ago

Lmao. I love my friends. They r really weird. But they r also funny and smart. I am also funny and smart. Positive affirmation makes the world go round. Also so does wine.