nobody’sEx @_theApr

web dev 🧑🏽‍💻 | Science enthusiast 🧬 | That maths guy | gamophobic my-portfolio-9f843.web.app Nigeria 🇳🇬 Joined March 2019

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Lukas Not Podolski @OtitoNosike

3 months ago

Nothing at first, at least not visibly. Provided it’s consensual, everyone smiles. You get your money, he gets his release. The world moves on. But nothing poisons slowly like what feels harmless in the beginning. For the woman, the danger isn’t in the one-time act. It’s in the…

ify🎀🦋🩷🧶 @Ify_gem

3 months ago

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Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_

3 months ago

Chilling with a babe who’s actively lying to her man about her whereabouts while she’s lying next to you does something to you bruh.

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Fantasy futbol app @fantasyfutbolxi

3 months ago

A little thread on where we are at so far with our app launch… 1. We currently have our android and apple reviews still pending. We are close to getting on the App Store . Android review is taking a while but should be sorted in time. 2. We are currently running the club World…

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nobody’sEx @_theApr

6 months ago

Learning to say NO without a flinch of remorse or empathy, has to be one underrated survival skill. It’s really cold out side 💀

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Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi

6 months ago

pov: inability vs disability

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OurFaveOnlineDoc @OurFavOnlineDoc

7 months ago

Nigerian politicians are the luckiest in the world. The absolute luckiest. Imagine not providing 24/7 electricity for your people and you have unpaid willing volunteers who are passionately defending your incompetence on your behalf and telling others about the irrelevance of…

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nobody’sEx @_theApr

7 months ago

There should be a dislike button on ig shaa. You need to know how many of us dont like you. You need to feel it 🫵🏿🫵🏿🫵🏿. Jack and rose

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nobody’sEx @_theApr

7 months ago

Mtn increased tariffs and made network shit. 5G is struggling to load images???? Lol. I can’t even open fast.com 💀 Wtf is going on 😭

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nobody’sEx @_theApr

8 months ago

“With your big age, valentine still has you on choke hold? What do you think you are.. high school lover? 🫵🏿😭. Grow up! Do you know mtn just ran mad. 1tb is no more 100k 😭😭. Real issues!” Don’t listen to him. Nigga’s just hating 💀. Mtn is mad sha

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nobody’sEx @_theApr

8 months ago

🧔‍♂️: “There’s nothing like spec, it’s just a mental illusion” 🫵🏼🫵🏼: “not true. I don’t like fair guys” lmaoo 🫵🏼🫵🏼😭. Buh dem dey aaron your pierre. 🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼. See you see space for your head 🤝😂😂😂

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Fimi @fimiwiththeflow

8 months ago

‘We can hear the Osun accent’ Womp Womp

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nobody’sEx @_theApr

9 months ago

Two people swiped right, both tripping, somewhat. Buh then one person tryna be unnecessarily difficult. 🤡🤡🤡 See why we should have involved these people in ‘police and thief’ that year. Who knew you’d like being chased this much

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nobody’sEx @_theApr

9 months ago

Going home with no worries or hassle of what to eat; top tier flex. Just go home to a meal made with love >>>> Noodles, bread… today na pancake 😭😭. Nigga 🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼

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nobody’sEx @_theApr

9 months ago

Life in 2024 for some of us no pass two locations. The video go be like loop😂

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nobody’sEx @_theApr

10 months ago

Delete that temu app now. No worry, just delete it. Delete ahm 🫵🏼🫵🏼😭

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nobody’sEx @_theApr

10 months ago

Now e be like na these babes dey get update pass now 😭. Hustling mode 💀 Mama just dey put me onnnn! Telegram channels, Mama you dey bet too?? 😂😂. Oya na my manchi

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Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi

10 months ago

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OurFaveOnlineDoc @OurFavOnlineDoc

11 months ago

A gathering where delusional religious leaders can brainwash their followers to erroneously think that the foreign exchange rate is decided by prayers is a gathering of completely unfortunate idiots.

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OurFaveOnlineDoc @OurFavOnlineDoc

11 months ago

We couldn’t use prayer to hold the dollar at 150naira. We couldn’t use prayer to stop it from getting to 1,700 naira. We couldn’t use prayer to actually stop it getting worse. But we are using prayer to stop it from getting to 10,000naira. This is not christianity. This is…

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FAB 🇺🇸 @EngrFAB

11 months ago

@EuropeInvasions 🇺🇸🏳️‍⚧️ President-elect Trump to introduce day-one bill recognizing only male and female genders, banning men from women's sports. "We will promote positive education about the nuclear family, the roles of mothers and fathers, and celebrating rather than erasing the things that…