Tiny Skelly @_tinyskeleton

I am a tiny skeleton in a monogamous afterlife partnership with Sarah’s 12-ft skeleton (I am not sarah) Joined September 2020

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Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch

4 years ago

@NexDouleur excuse me but they are in a monogamous afterlife partnership with @_tinyskeleton

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Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch

4 years ago

YES I KNOW ABOUT THE 12-FOOT PUMPKIN HOME DEPOT SKELETON NOW PLEASE STOP TAGGING ME IN PICTURES OF IT MY 12 FOOT REGULAR HOME DEPOT SKELETON IS STARTING TO FEEL INSECURE

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Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch

4 years ago

if god hates the gays so much then how come he keeps blessing us?

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Sarah Hollowell 🦝 @sarahhollowell

4 years ago

in my experience, ADHD is a lot of mentally yelling at yourself to DO something to do ANYTHING while you sit with absolutely no expression on your face, scrolling through your phone or continuing to play a game or whatever as if you have no control over your body

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Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch

4 years ago

every day my baby rib grows a little bigger and my chest looks a little bonier as I slowly morph into my final, formidable form: a 12-foot home depot skeleton.

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Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch

4 years ago

gonna steal your man @_tinyskeleton

Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch

5 years ago

gonna steal your man @_tinyskeleton

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Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch

5 years ago

It’s true. I’m a survivor of a near-fatal marijuana overdose. I’ll never forget how it starts: first coughing, then my eyes got bloodshot, then suddenly the whole world started moving in slow motion. I 100% thought I was going to die until one of my friends made me a hot pocket.

The Recount @therecount

5 years ago

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Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch

5 years ago

This. This is why we’re a year into lockdown during a demonstrably preventable pandemic. They don’t want us to realize that the way this country regularly exploits its working class isn’t normal. And they’re terrified that we might recognize it isn’t necessary.

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Flo @Florenciasabaoo

5 years ago

i am obsessed

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Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch

5 years ago

I hope Bernie Sanders is seeing the stock market being exposed for the huge fraud that it is and is experiencing the most incredible contact high from the fumes as Wall Street burns to the ground.

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Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch

5 years ago

@coomer_supreme @marxismalexism I blocked you because you’re a whiny piss baby and my mentions are a bodily fluid-free zone.

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Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch

5 years ago

Dumbassery is a disease.

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Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch

5 years ago

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Jess 🌻 @jess_be_doodlin

5 years ago

Grabbing a candy cane hot chocolate at Christmas town has been my favorite thing to do recently! So here's a drawing of Jack enjoying himself in his wonderful winter outfit :D Happy Holidays!!!! #RoyaleHigh #RoyaleHighArt

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Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch

5 years ago

Do you have any idea how much easier and more enjoyable my life is when I don’t go out of my way to do things that I know will harm people? Do you realize how much time I save by respecting others? Do you know how little my life lacks by not being offensive just because I wanna?

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Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch

5 years ago

so approximately how old do we think Dita Von Teese was when she sold her soul to the devil in exchange for eternal life?

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Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch

5 years ago

PSA: a transgender person coming out is not an invitation for you to start questioning your sexuality based on how they identify.

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Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch

5 years ago

Will I ever be able to use superglue without messing up in some disasterous way? Can I avoid ruining even one (1) project? Is there any worse feeling than having it dry in your fingers? Find out in the next episode of “Oh Dear God It’s Everywhere: What Have I Done”