sweet t @_tweetnotfound

just a lil nugget searching for the sauce United States Joined April 2011

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sweet t @_tweetnotfound

3 months ago

I have accepted insomnia as the hot non-binary third wheel to mine and my gf’s relationship. It’s easier to welcome an enemy as a friend than to push them away forever

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8 months ago

lmao

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8 months ago

Do yourself a favor and listen to this song while you watch it snow music.apple.com/us/album/when-…

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9 months ago

“Load this in 4K” No

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Does anyone else get partway through typing a word, realize you’re totally fucking it up, and just say “screw it,” continue typing and hope for the best? I was texting the word “expiring” and ended up with “ecjutinf.” Autocorrect did not save me.

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12 months ago

Pro tip: set your alarm tone to any Tycho song. It makes getting up in the morning much more enjoyable

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a year ago

When a crisis hits the US, all of a sudden everyone here has IBS

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a year ago

Is it just me or does anyone else think that the Interstellar soundtrack is the best thing to come out of cinema in the last ten years?

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a year ago

People that record themselves singing in the car are the corniest demographic

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a year ago

I’ve never really been one to put much stock in horoscopes, but I was thinking on my dating history today and my god do I have a thing for women born in August

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a year ago

Each and every day I am one minor inconvenience away from chopping off all of my hair

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2 years ago

What are the odds that Trump will double down on looking at the eclipse without protection tomorrow?

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2 years ago

The non-binary spider that’s been living in my bathroom for the past couple of weeks is missing - if anyone sees Reggie let them know that they’re dearly missed

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2 years ago

me vs. my gf

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2 years ago

Post nut clarity making me feel like becoming a monk

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2 years ago

For my birthday this year I am shaving my eyebrows

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2 years ago

Asked Siri to show me a Phrygian scale and she said I should go see a doctor

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2 years ago

Can someone who is well-versed in woo-woo culture tell me what 999 represents? Just bought incense at the spiritual wellness shop (rung up to $9.99) and now I want to know how the stars and planets are influencing me today.