Two Short Planks @_twoshortplanks
Perpetually humble in life's vastness, the music of Two Short Planks is just one persons snippet of our daily awe, played averagely. twoshortplanks.net Berkshire, UK Joined September 2012-
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This hip hop fusion dance routine gotta be the dopest thing I've seen today
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Melbourne’s 70,000 trees have email addresses so people can report problems; thousands write love letters instead. In the spirit of John Clare, an English poet, a fan wrote to an elm: “I was struck, not by a branch, but by your radiant beauty” econ.st/3MrIpi0 👇
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I could weep.
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Interesting stuff. Keir Starmer the first PM to take the secular affirmation since Ramsay MacDonald.
Interesting stuff. Keir Starmer the first PM to take the secular affirmation since Ramsay MacDonald.
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HOLY SHIT!!! This is good 😂😂😂😂
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cows freaking love music & it is the wildest thing to watch 😭
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This week's #BBCIntroducing includes @iamcameronhayes @sistramusic @spring_major @kalemGR @malvssmg @lakeacacia @allegraworld_ @TheHotDamnUK @GraceAMusicUK @lionessofie1 @LASTELLEBAND plus @ChimaAnya interview
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This idea changed my life (and may change yours)... Parkinson's Law:
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Modern man has a severe case of amnesia—he’s forgotten the immense wisdom of the past. Luckily, it can be rediscovered through great literature. 12 old books that will make you wiser… 🧵(thread)
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