- @_ummjess

in a constant state of confusion Joined July 2009

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Mitchy @mitchelmusso

8 years ago

done. with. helping. others. I’m about to be so selfish. I’m on my 24hr selfish sabbatical. Don’t text me unless it’s about me.

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- @_ummjess

9 years ago

when someone's such a snake that it gives you secondhand embarrassment

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10 years ago

omg shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

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Beau Christopher Taplin @beautaplin

10 years ago

2) would any communication remain between you? If not, there is nothing there, and you deserve better.

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Beau Christopher Taplin @beautaplin

10 years ago

1) How to tell if somebody is genuinely interested in you: If you removed all of your effort from the equation

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10 years ago

my atAR HAHAHAHAHAHA

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10 years ago

how are people so ignorant they refuse to believe they do anything wrong

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10 years ago

probs gonna listen to sgfg on repeat for the rest of my life

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Gerard Way @gerardway

11 years ago

In other words, keep your bad vibes out of my cornflakes. I'm not interested.

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10 years ago

my folios are covered in dust and that is how i feel about school

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10 years ago

can this year be over now pls

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Short Stack @shortstackband

11 years ago

Melbourne = insane ✌🏻️ Pic : maddii baj fb.me/6wTldcs5y

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Beau Christopher Taplin @beautaplin

11 years ago

Mhm. // my books Playing With Fire and The Wild Heart are available via beautaplin.com xo Love Beau

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11 years ago

yes lets all take a moment for your melodramatic bullshit

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11 years ago

**pretends soundwave isn't happening right now to avoid emotional distress**

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11 years ago

I'm running out of excuses to not participate in social activities

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11 years ago

l o l fuk u

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11 years ago

actual quote that @uriewh0re just said "there needs to be a finger me emoji...wait"

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Michael Beveridge @mickyb273

11 years ago

Love a cabbie that pushes through an orange light. Stomp on, legend.

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