UnPotato @_unpotato

Rooting Virat Kohli. Get back into form brother, carry this form into India's next outings. We need you more than ever.

I always say “let the best team win” until @ChennaiIPL shows up. #IPL2022

Timeline when parents come to a party with kids: • 9pm: Such a cute kid. • 10pm: What about their food? • 11pm: Isn’t it sleep time? • 11:00:01: Abe, ye kab soyega

Happy for Liverpool friends. But 😭 with my ManchesterUnited buddies.

Uploading the ~same photo to Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and Whatsapp status is a rare skill!. 😜 Do you have those amazing friends? Tag karo bhai, hum bhi dosti karenge, follow karenge.

I miss 4am conversations. 😿 Oh manager saab, apna never-ending team meetings nahi 🤬.

Founder friend gives VCs list. I give nearby house parties list. We are not the same.

Binge conversations >>>>> Binge watching. That's all. That's the Tweet.

What is a MUST, if you are partying?

Sabse bada culprit hai ye button "Next Episode".

Social media mein 1k followers hai. Real life mein kitne frienda hai re?

You are more than just a profile. You need more than just social network.

Infosys dip ke bare mein tho pata nahin. But, aaju baaju ke house parties list tho mere paas hai.

Meme : What does Vijay Shankar do in a Team? >>>>> Why Kattappa killed BaahuBali? Truth: Woh kuch koshih kar raha hai. Hum tho khali Tweet kar rahai hai. Let us get a life. Say NO to derogatory tweets.

Party ka sochte hi, saala covid ka trending news aata hai twitter pe. 🤬

#SupremeCourt ka naya adesh - Limit the OTT hours. 😜 Are bhai, get off that TV and make naya friends.

Tag your friend who should get out of that couch and meet people.

Job✔️ Relocation✔️ What about missing all those friends? 😿

house parties >>> pub hopping.

Don't know why, but "Cancel IPL" is Trending. Good time to get off the couch and make some friends IRL.