william david carlson @_willcarlson
ka chow instagram.com/_willcarlson weenie hut jr Joined March 2016-
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staying hydrated is cool and all until you have to pee every 30 min and everyone thinks you have a bladder the size of a peanut
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any company that makes you work Christmas Eve deserves to suck a big fat weiner-freaking scrooges
i talk a lot of trash about texas but we got some of the best sunsets 🤧
fair warning to anyone who enters my car that i will be risking everything to admire the cows on the side of the road
finally had Whataburger again and that patty melt got me 🤤🤤
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"Please Georgia"
"Please Georgia" https://t.co/0GPJmIWcaO
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there just ain’t no way EVERYONE was kung fu fighting
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requesting jan 6 off from work just to make HR wonder
hell yeah
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No northern lights for me…maybe I’ll hit the pen and stare at the southern lights for a while
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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research thanks
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Payday: +$1,600 Me at Wendy’s: Yes And Bring out Wendy as well
just when I think I’ve seen it all I walked into the bathroom just to hear a dude burp, fart, and moan all at the same time
Crazy that people get college degrees and don’t know how to pay to get out of a parking garage
people who say “rome wasn’t built in a day” must really b thinking about rome
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Taylor Swift met Andy Reid postgame
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