Zach Burger @_zachburger
Los Angeles, CA Joined August 2016-
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“Maybe that’s why they don’t like me as much as they like weak people” is my new life quote (trump is smelly tho)
This might be weird but I don’t care when pet owners call their pets their children BUT if one of those mfs calls themselves a cat mom or something I will go feral
I think we need to start bullying the writers, directors, and actors who are ruining Star Wars WAY MORE #starwars
my ugly ass in bed wit a baddie
You can tell listening to fortnight that Taylor dated Matt Healy. Got her on that little twink boy synth music and it’s fantastic
My favorite film moment is when Dan Schneider and Quentin Tarantino collaborated to make that Jesus foot commercial
24/7 Trader Joe’s. 24/7 Trader Joe’s. 24/7 TRADER JOES. 24/7 TRADER JOES!!! 24/7 TEAGEGR JSOOEJS!-!/&4&3
They’re really beefing in India over who invented butter chicken as if it wasn’t Trader Joe’s
Two white girls working in a froyo shop. They’re playing Taylor Swift’s songs from the VAULT. They’re drinking from the BIG OLE Stanley cups. They’re singing every song out loud.
This is the first year I will be a Super Bowl girlie. I’m gonna eat snacks, watch the commercials, and drink white wine. Hate both these MF teams.
Pepto bismol just dropped the hottest verse about diarrhea🔥
People: “You sub? Are the kids dumb?” *me having watched a kid just get outsmarted by a squirrel on the quad* Me: “Nah they’re even smarter these days”
✡️This is the signal my heebs✡️ WE RIDE ON THE GENTILES AT DAWN!!!
✡️This is the signal my heebs✡️ WE RIDE ON THE GENTILES AT DAWN!!!
People will watch this and be like “real men” but I watched it and thought the ending of that fight was so cute, sexy, and flirty
People will watch this and be like “real men” but I watched it and thought the ending of that fight was so cute, sexy, and flirty
Is southwest also gonna offer an extra seat on plane for people with huge egos? Asking for myself because I am so great and amazing and I truly deserve this.
Weed supports both Hamas and Israel, is evil, and is ugly too. Weed also planned and pull off a vicious attack on me last night. Beware of her.
lana ♡ @lana13greene
904 Followers 497 Following
Ava J ☻ @IMAVAJACKSON
596 Followers 484 Following it’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice | she/her
Phi Ho @ho27409458
0 Followers 4K Following
Neil Breen @NeilBreen
59K Followers 12K Following See the 2023 website for my 6th Indie feature film "Cade-the tortured crossing". Poster and trailer. https://t.co/0CWFeobj0b . As producer, director, writer, actor.
kaiya @Kaiulol
142 Followers 337 Following
GucciMandingo @Mandingo2Gucc
467 Followers 7K Following
Rob Ewing @robewing
949 Followers 5K Following I like solving business problems with technology. Georgia CIO Leadership Association, ISACA, IETF, Startup Atlanta, Infragaurd Opinions are my own
Lauren @laureneb24
0 Followers 3 Following
Annie B @beneventannie
82 Followers 11 Following
Alex @Lil_Devil_21
36 Followers 31 Following
Spencer Murphy @spenkwer
3 Followers 15 Following
Jacqueline Line @JacquelineRLine
373K Followers 392K Following Toy/Miniature Poodle Rescuer ❤️rescue unwanted toy/miniature poodles❤️seniors/hospice, heartworm+, cushing’s, kidney, IVDD,special medical needs (blind/deaf)❤️
Jeremy Saldana @JeremySaldana02
50 Followers 79 Following Spread positivity everywhere you go, pls and thanks🌻
bella @bellaluvsdaisy
38 Followers 215 Following
𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻 @LetsTalkTarot
205 Followers 389 Following Veteran Tarot and Oracle Reader! Here to have conversation and good vibes along the way! :)
kkontisoriginal @kelliekkelliek
3 Followers 16 Following
Bella ✨ @BellaCabee
49 Followers 355 Following
Lou Lou Laguda @laguda_lou
875 Followers 4K Following Fashion queen!! Friends, Horses, makeup, GHS graduate,🎓 CSUN25📚📚Ms. Independent💜 Social butterfly🦋
LucieCourtois @LucieCourtois7
7 Followers 11 Following I’m Lucie! I am visually impaired, an author, actor, entrepreneur, I love space, I have synesthesia and I love to inspire people!
Brewsensation @Mostlik43467642
21 Followers 163 Following Jhon 3:18 athletic I’m 6”1 want to learn more add me 😁Phil.4:13
Dmarikta @Dimitri__13
17 Followers 63 Following
gia @gia34030911
1 Followers 28 Following
Madison Tucker @Madizontucker
77 Followers 102 Following
What's Mine Is Yours @WMIYCHS
38 Followers 58 Following Club at Canyon High dedicated to donating clothes for upcoming Pop-Up Shops. Helping your gently used clothes find a new home. Everything is free, show your ID!
Raymond Gonzales @Raygonz77
11 Followers 131 Following
brandon @brandon30343871
2 Followers 85 Following
jenna stevens @jennasorayaa
33 Followers 43 Following
breeanna bush @BreeannaBush
28 Followers 279 Following Bagzz💵💷💶💳 and SOON to be model and Entrepreneur.
brandon @brandon48309467
32 Followers 54 Following
julie ✨💙🦋 @julianaaadiazzz
51 Followers 111 Following
Jackie lynn @Jackie_lynnnnnn
298 Followers 640 Following date a Latina, love a Latina, marry a Latina
lana ♡ @lana13greene
904 Followers 497 Following
Ava J ☻ @IMAVAJACKSON
596 Followers 484 Following it’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice | she/her
sofia @sofipoffie
3 Followers 5 Following i made this account to see what Lana del rey got herself into…
rob sheffield @robsheff
59K Followers 1K Following Writer for Rolling Stone. My new book is Heartbreak Is The National Anthem: How Taylor Swift Reinvented Pop Music, out 11/12. Preorder link below. Long live.
Fascinating @fasc1nate
3.4M Followers 2K Following Posting interesting science, gadgets, history, art, and more. Subscribe for in-depth posts. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
James Gunn @JamesGunn
1.9M Followers 1K Following I like people to know when I'm drinking coffee, so I joined Twitter. IG & Threads: jamesgunn BlueSky: https://t.co/Xy5jTOkmGD
Connor Cooper @ConnorCoop28168
1 Followers 1 Following
José Rodríguez Hida... @JosRodrguezHid1
96 Followers 223 Following
Neil Breen @NeilBreen
59K Followers 12K Following See the 2023 website for my 6th Indie feature film "Cade-the tortured crossing". Poster and trailer. https://t.co/0CWFeobj0b . As producer, director, writer, actor.
JARED LETO @JaredLeto
3.9M Followers 4 Following TRON:ARES IN THEATERS OCT 10🏍️🥏🔥 ABL20 @30secondstomars https://t.co/xKpA1K9DGV
Spencer Murphy @spenkwer
3 Followers 15 Following
Marshall Mathers @Eminem
21.5M Followers 0 Following
Annie B @beneventannie
82 Followers 11 Following
Maude Apatow @maudeapatow
294K Followers 592 Following Maude Apatow is addicted to technology, even though she knows it's destroying her.
ruby @ruby76438697
1 Followers 1 Following
The Standby Line @standbyline
17K Followers 191 Following Your #1 weekly source for #SNL & #SNLStandbyLine news, cut sketches, & behind the scenes info! ⇨ A fan-run podcast by women, in production with Kenan Thompson
Dr. Squatch @DrSquatchSoapCo
29K Followers 296 Following Welcome to Soa🅿️ Twitter 💪 Feel like a man, Smell like a champion
Jeremy Saldana @JeremySaldana02
50 Followers 79 Following Spread positivity everywhere you go, pls and thanks🌻
Connor Cooper @Cc26395737
1 Followers 0 Following
Boomhauer @_Boomhauer
72K Followers 99 Following Man, you want the dang ol' truth? Yep, I'll tell ya the lil dang ol’ truth.
Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA
10.7M Followers 2K Following 5 time World Champion. Pray EVERYDAY!! #GOD #FAMILY #COUNTRY #TRUTH 🇮🇪
Raymond Gonzales @Raygonz77
11 Followers 131 Following
Dexter @SHO_Dexter
610K Followers 5K Following Stream Dexter: Resurrection on the Paramount+ Premium Plan 🔪
kkontisoriginal @kelliekkelliek
3 Followers 16 Following
Venmo @Venmo
614K Followers 5 Following New select college-branded Venmo Debit Cards just hit. More perks, more pride. Venmo what you & the crew need for game day & every day. *Terms apply.
LaDainian Tomlinson @LT_21
73K Followers 306 Following Pro Football Hall of Fame. LA Chargers Special Assistant to the Owner. Founder https://t.co/445NhOAhGP & @LT_21Center @LT_21Sports @THill_Media. Sucker for goal-line leaps.
The Happy Fits @TheHappyFits
8K Followers 279 Following 💿 our new album “Lovesick” is out NOW! 🍏 listen + order “Lovesick” vinyl NOW! 💋Tour 2025 Tix & VIP Upgrades Available NOW!
Bella ✨ @BellaCabee
49 Followers 355 Following
Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith
6.1M Followers 23 Following The real Stephen A. Smith. Host of First Take on ESPN and The Stephen A. Smith Show on @Siriusxm. My book Straight Shooter is available now
Maximum Effort @MaximumEffort
84K Followers 38 Following We make movies, TV series, content and cocktails for the personal amusement of @vancityreynolds. We occasionally release them to the general public.
casey @casey52242566
12 Followers 7 Following
President Trump 45 Ar... @POTUS45
31.0M Followers 38 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
jojo @jojowatson03
107 Followers 71 Following
Bethenny Frankel @Bethenny
1.5M Followers 630 Following CEO & Founder @skinnygirlbrand — Inventor of the Skinny Margarita 🎙️Just B With Bethenny Inquiries: [email protected] https://t.co/xsGbIcQoNwTrends for United States
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