a Castle story @aCastlestory
I like tacos, sarcasm, and long, hot showers .... though not always at the same time. acastlestory.com Joined May 2013-
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Do you struggle with grammar? That’s because no one explains it in terms you care about — like what it means to be laid — until now. #grammar #lifehacks acastlestory.com/post/do-you-li…
Dear fellow Libertarians, It would seem Doug Burgum is not actually a Republican. (Thank god because there are too many.) Maybe take another look. (Oh and make your family read the 10th Amendment.) #DougBurgum #Constitution
The best part is never knowing in which mode I’m currently operating. 😌 #thisisme #mysteriousways #u2 #useyourturnsignal #jackwagon #dancing #driving #dealing
Wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah wah. #charliebrown #wahwah #relationships #canyouhearmenow #listen #better
my daily yang and yin #yinyang #yang #canada #yin #america #dualcitizenship #dualpersonality
Sacrosanctity. #coffee #decaf #deathbeforedecaf #life #truth
Any good name suggestions for this much-need app? #introvert #introvertproblems #extrovert #phonecall #app #thestruggleisreal
Me. I’ve needed to hear it every day since February and likely every day till I die. #selfcare #selflove #sayno #loveyourself #youmatter #relationships #inspiration #wisdom
I’m here for the story …. and the pizza. #reading #hereforthestory #bookchallenge #bookit #pizza #pizzahut #nostalgia
“What goes around, goes around, goes around Comes all the way back around” #nightmare #thisisyourlife #justintimberlake
I have never wanted to be Barbie more. youtu.be/Y1IgAEejvqM
@BobVanDillen Finally! I was going through BVD withdrawal.
You can call me a bitch for this post . . . if you use the correct your/you’re. #dating #relationshipgoals #intelligence #irony #mensa #grammar
“The liberty of speaking and writing guards our other liberties.” ~ Thomas Jefferson #july4th #independenceday #america #declarationofindependence #thomasjefferson #powerofthewrittenword
If it is wrong to wish that the neighbors (in my tiny suburban community) setting off M-80s blow themselves up — or at least lose a few fingers — I don’t wanna be right.
Celebrate the country that has given so much to the world. #canada #canadaday #ryanreynolds #nathanfillion #michaeljfox #ryangosling #love
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