A. Siesta @aChestNap

(He/They) Probably posting cryptic things about life and people in it. (Also known to shit talk local politics and fan girl over Taylor Swift.) Albion, ME Joined June 2017

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A. Siesta @aChestNap

2 years ago

Do I have a sign on my forehead, "Seeking emotionally unavailable 23 year olds"?

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A. Siesta @aChestNap

2 years ago

What did drunk Alli do last night? Bought tickets to four concerts and a play. The play? Yea... might have bought a front row, opening night ticket to the show my ex is in. LOL

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A. Siesta @aChestNap

2 years ago

This morning I went to the ER to get a metal co*k ring cut off my wiener. It was stuck on there for 20 hours. Life is wild y'all. Life is wild.

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A. Siesta @aChestNap

2 years ago

Me: "Dating was fun, but prolly not for me. I don't really want to do this again." **Two Weeks Later: cute 30 year old with a successful career and a gorgeous accent asks to hang out** Me: "Fuck"

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shelby @thetrueshelby

2 years ago

When?

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A. Siesta @aChestNap

2 years ago

There is NOTHING more dangerous than a sad girl in the midst of a manic phase

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A. Siesta @aChestNap

2 years ago

Might just self destruct and ruin the best thing that 2024 has done for me. 🤷‍♀️🤦💁‍♀️

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A. Siesta @aChestNap

2 years ago

I am running for Mr. TPL! Vote for me!

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The Fourth Way @The4thWayYT

2 years ago

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🐦/X squad-I need you to go in on this one. Kids with disabilities are seen as an "easy" budget line to ✂️ & needs 2 stop. Sign this petition 2 tell @Allegheny_Co to stop the cuts! @alleghenyJOB @__C_M_R__ @Tanishaevonne @MiujizaMMilagro @arbybeast @bethanyhallam @ACProgressives

Education Rights Network @EduRightsNow

2 years ago

Sign this petition to Sara Innamorato, Allegheny County Exec: We NEED the Education Specialists at DHS! secure.everyaction.com/3P10jku6RE-LUO… Don't eliminate the uniquely qualified Education Specialist position - it will harm the most vulnerable children and families in AC. @Innamo

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A. Siesta @aChestNap

3 years ago

Shhh. I’ve been dropping hints all week, there’s actually a secret website w/ the Tortured Poets Department’s Faculty Cocktail List, the Twin Ponds Teas (10 min version), and a couple other things. This is the only platform I’m flat out sharing the link. tplbar.com

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A. Siesta @aChestNap

3 years ago

I hate when I miss the opportunity to reply to scandalous tweets from @jawbutch (who never needs to put on deodorant and is cuter in person than in pics) because he has deleted the tweet.

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A. Siesta @aChestNap

3 years ago

@colin_dunlap Well clearly the majority of voters like her, so maybe you should just shut the fuck up.

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A. Siesta @aChestNap

3 years ago

I white people’d a problem today. I just kept throwing money at it till it went away.

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A. Siesta @aChestNap

3 years ago

I told one of my regulars that I have been flirting with for a couple of weeks that I “customer service only zoning” him. Three hours later, why this man ask me to go get dinner?