Andrew Corrigan @a_corrigan
I'm 25 I have 9 friends and an awesome interest rate on my mortgage Joined June 2009-
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In sickness and in health, that was the agreement. I don't care if you have the flu so pull those pants off #hardtimes
Using the word blinds to describe something that stops you from seeing out of a window is offensive, they should call them sight retarders
If you cant get a girl learn how to toyko drift, that will get you one. #bitchesloveit
If you don't want to offend anyone don't say that you think the coloreds ruined America. African Americans is the correct way to say it
I propose that Catholics give up raping alter boys for lent, it just seems like something you could do without for a little while
Trying to find my way back to a pubic road butt first I have to finger out how to get off in this dirt road, apparently it's not exit only
I wish this lady would stop asking me to eat her hair pie, I don't even like sweets #getaclue
Sometimes I wish my friends would give me a cool nickname like "wife beater" or "jew hatin' drew" #justjokes #donthatejews #stillbeatwife
Oh hot Damn this is my jam #manhoney
Attn: minorities I'm tired of the bitching about how hard your life is. Don't you know how hard it is to be a good looking white guy
The moment you realize your wife shouldn't hang around your friends... Said she was getting a facial tomorrow, no one was thinking cosmetics
Touché Subway, I'm glad to know I'm not the only one that exaggerates by an inch or two #stillbigforyourmouth
@WitteSam good luck on the prostate exam tomorrow, i promise to use only one finger this time. #themidastouch
@JMock3 @shawngood87 @WitteSam this dude cant make it #visitingpoundtown
@cgronewold thanks for the twitter lessons #hashtag
"emotional farts" I have trained my anus to release gas directly connected to how I feel that day... High pitched squeaker, I'm confused
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