Aarongorn, son of Aaronthorn @aaronhullabaloo
sweetheart alert amirite youtu.be/QkfxFJU0Kq4 Joined August 2012-
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Sitting in my car at 6:50 AM listening to Return of the Mack before my shift as if I'm not about to walk in there and get absolutely trounced by angry old people for 8 hours
(Fred Flintstone is watching Godzilla vs. Kong) "Wait, why is that toaster fighting with that traffic signal?"
Coming to terms with the fact that I'd be happy with the body Adam Sandler had in You Don't Mess With the Zohan
millennials v gen z!!!!
My only accomplishment in my short time as a bartender was helping a super nice drunk sorority girl get rid of her hiccups by telling her to hold her breath
The Tower of Babel woulda been the Tower of Beyblade if I'd have been there, it woulda been fuckin sick
Can't stop thinking about a scenario 20 years from now where I'm driving my kid around and I play a song by Billie Eilish or 100 gecs or Mac DeMarco or some other music from today and they go "What is this shit?"
Future generations are gonna mercilessly make fun of millennials and gen Z for liking Hamilton
So Santa's just using wrapping paper with his face on it? That narcissistic fuck
Ever trailer for a comedy in 2019 was just this song over slow-motion drug use
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Mother and brother rhyme but father and sister don't, so I say we change father to fister- wait, shit
"Maneuvering" is both a word that means navigating and also what a Scottish woman calls her birth control insert
I pass 4 Burger Kings on my drive to work and you still think capitalism is good????
I'll never forgive vegans for calling their chicken substitute chick'n instead of chicken't
Why am I only just now realizing that "the name's Bond, James Bond" is a fuckin rhyme
Fabric softener is supposed to be refrigerated after opening, right?
How do you think Fitch from Abercrombie & Fitch feels
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Hey remember that scene in Transformers: Age of Extinction where the 20-year-old reveals that he just carries around a card with the Romeo & Juliet law in his wallet so he can justify dating a 17-year-old
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