aashish @aashishsp
Cocktails, politics, Chelsea FC, music from when I was 12, and a healthy dose of dad jokes (he/him) Houston, TX Joined February 2012-
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4 goals for Cole Palmer by the 40th minute. And thing is he’s still criminally underrated!
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Take that United fans. We’re the best crap team in the league! @MenInBlazers
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Greece legalising same-sex marriage feels like the gay equivalent of football coming home.
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How the fuck did they rule half the world?
Great start to the game from Gallagher. He’s a beast out there. #CHEWOL
Come for the classic htown hip hop. Stay for the alief and hillcroft strip malls. #MoNetflix
Hey Thomas Tuchel, Pulisic has to start against major leeds soccer on Sunday. It’s a no brainer. #ChelseaFC #CHELEE
Listening to Agaetis Bryjun for the first time since we set our wedding ceremony to it. What a perfect album… transcendental.
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Choosing my words really carefully here… All republicans are bastards. Every last one. Yes, this includes your parents, cousins, coworkers, whatever. They’re all assholes complicit in this.
Leeds stay up (well done Jack Harrison), Spurs clinch CL, and Chelsea win to end the year. Fantastic final day all round. #PremierLeague
Ok. I’ve been listening to let’s try being in love the last few weeks way more than is healthy. @DarrenHayes, I need more than that. Please tell me there’s more good news on the way.
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ahhh fuck we have to put a vegetarian option on the menu.... idk what the fuck to give them....um.... ok they probably want to eat one gigantic mushroom with a knife and fork
So is #Wordle anxiety a thing for anyone else? I’m totally petrified here of a theoretical future day where I fail to solve a daily word puzzle. 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Looks like we drew a lower division side in the semis honestly. Except a lower division side would play with more heart and put up more of a fight. #CarabaoCup #CHETOT
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