heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch

autotune's #1 fan. helping creators live their dreams. sometime director of engineering. way back leader of the sippy cup set (they drink from glasses now!) Los Angeles, CA Joined February 2014

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heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch

10 months ago

considering dedicating a full drawer to startup tshirts🤔

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heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch

2 years ago

still +1 freezer placenta...

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6 years ago

still +1 freezer placenta...

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heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch

2 years ago

it went unremarked, this was a takeoff on english language translation of goethe

heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch

10 years ago

it went unremarked, this was a takeoff on english language translation of goethe

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heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch

2 years ago

me: well i didnt sleep well and then i didn't have a chance to eat all day and then we had 4 glasses of wine and no food husband: amatures #passover #imarriedajew

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heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch

3 years ago

Questions to ask when interviewing - how many slack channels do you have? - how many notion docs were created in the last 7 days?

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heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch

3 years ago

when i age and misplace the details of this era, i will fondly recall the number of baths i took on work trips. like fully submerged deep hot as f baths. thank stars for hotel bathtubs.

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ReductRs @reduct_rs

3 years ago

Nostalgia! Mid-Career Woman Still Gets Rejected From Job Applications For Not Being Technical Enough

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heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch

3 years ago

✅ launch telescope to orbit ✅ launch another telescope to orbit ✅ attend a tech company board meeting and actually speak gotta figure out wtf i do with my life now 😂

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heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch

3 years ago

Children of time has increased my commitment to never getting on an ark ship led by a solo white dude

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Ethan Mollick @emollick

3 years ago

Data visualization inspiration thanks to DALL-E: how Rothko, Basquiat, Picasso, and Monet would create an academic chart.

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heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch

3 years ago

the engineering manager up late blasting perl jam into the darkness, pounding out performance reviews. 14-year-old me has some choice words for my middle-aged self 🙃