Teaching Problems @abc123problems
Joined January 2014-
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Old teacher evaluation system: "You're such a dedicated teacher." New evaluation system: "You suck. Prove you don't."
#youlivewithateacherwhen every time they leave the house in the morning, they take more bags with them than on moving day.
"Whoever us making rude body noises: please stop." #thingsteacherssay
homework: the teacher's way of knowing how smart the parents are
#youlivewithateacherwhen they continuously refer to their class as "my kids", but you don't remember having thirty kids.
Teaching: the only profession where you steal things from home and bring them to school
Don't you get it? If I make my classroom super cute and organized, then the rest of my year will go smoothly!
Being a teacher is like being an actor and performing in 5 plays at once, and you have to give each audience member a 1:1 performance.
Sometimes I look around my classroom and think, "whoa... when did I grow up and become responsible?"
I didn't give you the homework? You mean the one I see stuffed in your desk that you didn't bother to take home yesterday? Oh yeah, that one
Would you ever get on a plane with a pilot who learned to fly from worksheets?
It is not what you do for your students, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings.
Congratulations on raising a child who causes their teacher to drink.
I say - "Your child has great language skills!" I mean - Your child never shuts up...
I know you learn at a 1st grade level but the state requires you to take and pass this 4th grade level test. Do your best, okay?
Today I accidentally said "t-shart" instead of "t-chart". Needless to say the whole lesson was ruined after that...
One day in Mercury last about 1408 hours... the same as one Monday on Earth.
I smile to hide how completely overwhelmed I am.

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