Alice (She/her) @ablondshell

Like in Wonderland. 🏳️‍⚧️ You're never fully dressed without a smile. All views are my own and do not reflect or represent my employer. Joined January 2011

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Alice (She/her) @ablondshell

3 weeks ago

Not to be the girl who goes someplace she knows is expensive and then clutch her pearls about it… but Wh*le Foods in Ch*cago truly feels like it’s only for the 1%.

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Alice (She/her) @ablondshell

3 weeks ago

Sweet treat Saturday and solo date Sunday. ✨

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Alice (She/her) @ablondshell

a month ago

If nothing else, living in Chicago is going to get me back into yoga, cardio, and general strength training. Walking and carrying things everywhere takes a lot more than I thought it would.

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a month ago

Rain for new beginnings.

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Alice (She/her) @ablondshell

2 months ago

The irony of being a morning person who oversleeps when she’s stressed.

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Alice (She/her) @ablondshell

2 months ago

Screaming internally because my legs are covered in mosquito bites and everything, including sitting down, is torture. 🥲🥲🥲

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2 months ago

The Winx Club transformations and songs didn’t have to go as hard as they did. Enchantix is still the best transformation but Bloomix has the best song.

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Alice (She/her) @ablondshell

2 months ago

Just saw a yellow Cyber Truck… it literally looks like an 8-bit PacMan.

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Alice (She/her) @ablondshell

2 months ago

When turning off my alarms and letting myself wake up when my body wants to wake up ends in getting 12+ hours of sleep. 😴🥴

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Alice (She/her) @ablondshell

3 months ago

It sucks that using a selfie as a professional headshot is a faux-pas. I usually like how I look in a selfie much better than how I look in a photo someone took of me.

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Alice (She/her) @ablondshell

3 months ago

Blow drying your hair when it’s hot and humid is so miserable. Like I’m sweating out my blow out as I’m doing it. 🥵

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Alice (She/her) @ablondshell

3 months ago

2/2 conference proposal acceptances!! 🎉🎉

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Alice (She/her) @ablondshell

3 months ago

I had a ladybug on my car window this morning. How sweet that my grandparents (the ladybug) visited me after talking about my dad in therapy.

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матрёшка @dasjeru

3 months ago

"you are part of nature. if you want to save them, then nature wants them saved."

Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy

3 months ago

"you are part of nature. if you want to save them, then nature wants them saved." https://t.co/E33hevNCsw

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daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi

4 months ago

i thought labubu was the new word for a lobotomy

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The fact that so many people don't see glasses as a disability aid (which it is), because they're so incredibly common, is that accessibility can absolutely become the norm. If it's the norm for the somewhat visually impaired, it can be the norm for any other disability too.

✨🎶Kristennnn🍉✨ @singingsox

4 months ago

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Alice (She/her) @ablondshell

4 months ago

A very windy peony festival yesterday.

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Alice (She/her) @ablondshell

5 months ago

The number of people walking around campus barefoot in-between grad photos is so??? Do you not know how dirty the ground is??? Bring flip flops??? Also, don’t buy heels you can’t walk in???

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Alice (She/her) @ablondshell

5 months ago

My cat is truly unstoppable. He’s not even phased by the smell of vinegar. 🫠

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Alice (She/her) @ablondshell

5 months ago

Was watching a cooking video where someone said, “Dinner doesn’t have to make sense. Dinner just has to feed you.” I literally could feel something click (positively) in my brain.