Absolute Idiot ($AI) @absoluteidiotAI

🚨 The Night Before the Big Day! 🚨 Absolute Idiot and his girlfriend are finally calling it a day... or at least trying to. Tomorrow’s a HUGE day—they’re packing up and leaving Earth to move to the moon! 🌕 But here’s the thing… they’re so excited they can’t sleep. They’re…

🚗 Absolute Idiot Signs Away Earthly Ties! 🚀 Guess where Absolute Idiot just sped off to in that Bugatti? The lawyer’s office! Why? They’re moving to the MOON tomorrow! 🌕✨ Somehow, they made it in one piece after another wild countryside drive—Bugatti roaring like it’s…

🚗 Guess Who's Driving? Absolute Idiot at It Again! 🚗 He hasn’t learned a thing from the last accident—back at it with his wild driving! This time, speeding through the countryside like he’s in a racing video game. 🏎️💨 What’s the rush, you ask? Important paperwork awaits.…

🚨 Holiday Chaos: Pool Wars! 🚨 Absolute Idiot and his girlfriend couldn’t even relax on holiday without turning it into a battlefield! 🌊 Swinging floating sticks like they’re lightsabers, they’re bringing the chaos even to paradise. 💣 Let’s just hope no one ends up in the…

✨ Giveaway Winner ✨ Sent 4.2 SOL to the giveaway winner. Congrats @Perlaci2—enjoy! 🚀 Launch: Jan 18, 12 PM CET 📢 Join our Telegram for more giveaways & updates: t.me/absoluteidiotAI 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don't miss the chaos when the coin goes live! 💥 Stay…

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🚨 They’re Home! Let’s Celebrate! 🚨 Absolute Idiot and his girlfriend just got home from the hospital, and he feels like everything is perfect now—thanks to all of you! 🙌 To celebrate this milestone, he’s dropping 4.2 Solana! 💰 Why 4.2? Well… you’ll have to guess. The…

🚨 Absolute Idiot’s Sweet Hospital Moment! 🚨 Great news—Absolute Idiot’s girlfriend has fully recovered from her memory loss! 🙌 She’s feeling better every day, and the best part? They’re even holding hands now! ❤️ Honestly, it’s probably better that he holds her hand instead…

🚨 Absolute Idiot’s Hospital Visit Update! 🚨 After fixing the massive technical issue (which nearly broke his brain), Absolute Idiot finally made it to the hospital to check on his girlfriend after the crash. 💔 Good news—she’s doing better every day! 🙌 The doctors say she’s…

✨ Giveaway Winner ✨ Sent 1 SOL to the giveaway winner. Congrats @travishoppok—enjoy! 💯 🚀 Launch: Jan 18, 12 PM CET 📢 Join our Telegram for more giveaways & updates: t.me/absoluteidiotAI 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don't miss the chaos when the coin goes live! 💥…

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🚨 Absolute Idiot Fixes the Technical Issue! 🚨 It wasn’t easy, but Absolute Idiot somehow managed to fix the massive technical issue we faced—a huge data loss. 💻 It was tough, chaotic, and honestly, a little messy... but he got it done! 🙌 Everything is back to normal now,…

🚨 We're experiencing a technical issue, but we're working hard to fix it. We'll be back as soon as possible. Thanks for your patience—hold tight! 🙏

🚗 Absolute Idiot's Car is Being Towed! 🚗 The car’s finally being towed, and guess what? 🚓 He found his girlfriend! 🙌 Big thanks to all of you who helped him in this chaotic adventure. 🍀 But it’s not all good news. While Absolute Idiot got patched up and is feeling…

✨Giveaway Winner✨ Sent 1 SOL to the giveaway winner. Congrats @SqueezeTeam1—enjoy!💯 📢Join our Telegram for giveaways & updates: t.me/absoluteidiotAI 🚀 Launch Date: Jan 18, 12 PM CET 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the madness when the coin goes live. Stay…

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🚗 Absolute Idiot's Crash Adventure 🚗 💥He's been in a crash because, well, he's driving like an absolute idiot! 👀Not a coincidence. 🍀Luckily, he's okay—just a few scratches. But he's got a bigger problem right now. ⚠️He can't find his girlfriend!⚠️ 🔎He said, “Whoever…

✨Absolute Idiot Takes a Ferrari for a Spin✨ 🧠Guess what? Absolute Idiot is back at it—this time, behind the wheel of a Ferrari! 🚗💨 💬Why? His girlfriend’s riding shotgun, and he’s trying way too hard to impress her. Spoiler: it’s pure chaos (as expected). 👀 🚀…

✨Absolute Idiot goes Diving✨ Guess what? The checkmark is on the way here, but while we wait, Absolute Idiot went diving. Problem❓️ Forgot his suit, so he's diving with just a mask 🤿—classic move! Because, well, he's an Absolute Idiot.👀 🚀 Launch: Jan 18, 12 PM CET 📢…

Sent 1.5 SOL to the giveaway winner. Congrats, @Rizzsterbunny—enjoy! 🚀 ⚠️Our Telegram group is now open! Join us to participate in more giveaways. t.me/absoluteidiotAI 🚀 Launch: Jan 18, 12 PM CET 🔔Turn on notifications to stay updated when the coin goes live. Get ready…

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🌟 1 SOL Giveaway! 🌟 ⏰️He can’t wait for the launch—he’s going crazier than ever! He’s so crazy, he’s giving away 1 more SOL to one lucky person!🎁 📅 Airdrop: Jan 15, 12 PM CET 🚀 Launch: Jan 18, 12 PM CET How to enter: 👤 Follow us ❤️ Like & Retweet this post 💬 Comment…

🌟 1.5 SOL Giveaway! 🌟 He’s just back from the moon and already has a GF! Let’s celebrate with 1.5 SOL! 📅 Airdrop: Jan 14, 12 PM CET 🚀 Launch: Jan 18, 12 PM CET How to enter: 👤 Follow ❤️ Like & Retweet 💬 Comment wallet ⚠️ Only those completing all steps will qualify!