William Edwards @acemasterflex
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Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
Family Guy recently made a Civil War version of "Who's on First" that had me crying laughing. It had no business being that good.
Abbott & Costello - Who's on First Pure comedic genius
Week 5 of the NFL season was straight comedy 😂
@Roommates__Show @playmaker What was the advice or mechanical change that most helped you improve your free throw shooting?
“You’re 45, so it’s time to get a colonoscopy.” Cold. Impersonal. Uninspiring. “Two score and five autumns have cooled your brow, so we must search your corn-maze for haunts.” Mysterious. Fun. Seasonal.
libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.
[me with zero history of restraint] i should treat myself, i deserve it
Being older than professional athletes is the first sign that you’re getting old.
NFL games should start when I get home from work and end when I want to go to bed
Find me whoever invented this seal and bring me their head on a platter.
At the 1989 MTV Awards, Tom Petty started "Free Fallin'" alone, then Axl Rose emerged from the shadows to join him. Two completely different voices, Petty's laid-back drawl and Axl's howl, sharing one mic. Nobody saw it coming.
my poo waiting to be flushed while I watch 45 minutes of Instagram reels
her baby is gonna set the guinness world record for the fastest any baby has ever said their mother’s name
Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky have welcomed their first child together, PageSix reports. (pagesix.com/2026/09/11/par…)
I was just thinking that airports would be 10x better if we added a bunch of people that dont need to be there.
JUST IN: TSA rolls out new program allowing people without plane tickets to enter airport gates to visit terminal restaurants & shops.
The biggest story out of the whole Clippers debacle is that ESPN is basically confirmed to just be an outlet for team owner propaganda in-between gambling ads and Pat McAfee clips. It’s been obvious for a while, but I don’t see how you could even argue against it now.
And to my children, I leave my drawer full of installation manuals for appliances we no longer own, and a mangled pile of cords, adapters and wires.
they will pry this app from my cold dead hands
My auntie ashes just flew in my face I hope dat wasn't her pussy
signs you’re a bottom tier member of society: - littering - cutting in line - not returning your shopping cart - not saying thank you when someone holds the door - parking in a handicap spot when you don’t need one - carving your name into or graffitiing nature - wearing pajamas to the airport - passing your pet off as a service animal - being rude to service workers - lying/stealing/cheating
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McNeil @REFLOG18
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615K Followers 7K Following Peter Schrager-- ESPN NFL ANALYST. Former host of "Good Morning Football" on NFL Network and Fox NFL Kickoff insider. Husband and Dad.You might like
