Adam Smith @adam____smith

It's okay, I'm from the internet. Long Beach, CA Joined October 2008

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Adam Smith @adam____smith

7 years ago

I literally cannot tell you how many times I’ve needed an emoji with a mustache and sombrero.

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Adam Smith @adam____smith

7 years ago

Crop a dog’s ears and everyone’s up in arms. Crop your son’s dick and nobody bats an eye.

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Adam Smith @adam____smith

7 years ago

One time at a Radiohead concert I took a hit of a strangers joint, took a sip of water in a coughing fit, and accidentally spit it all over his back. 30 minutes later I passed out.

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Adam Smith @adam____smith

7 years ago

How are y’all working out with beats on? How are they not always drenched in sweat?

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Adam Smith @adam____smith

7 years ago

Do I have to give up my Rare Pepe stickers if I get a new iPhone? I might rather keep the stickers.

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Adam Smith @adam____smith

7 years ago

OMG I get it. Just send me an email if your company ISN'T updating your goddamned privacy policy.

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.@kanyewest doesn't give a shit about @realDonaldTrump. He just wants attention before his new album releases. He did the exact same thing last time he dropped an album and tweeted "BILL COSBY INNOCENT" Yet he still wins just by me pointing this out.

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Jim @JimBTC

8 years ago

How not to sell coins.

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Download Gif

Director @tayallard

8 years ago

this tweet aged poorly

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

9 years ago

this tweet aged poorly

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Adam Smith @adam____smith

8 years ago

On @infowars today @rogerkver says, "Bitcoin Cash is up 25% today. It wasn't me. I don't know *WHO* did it." -- inadvertently inferring that he believes the pump was from a single identity. #bitcoin #btc #bcash #manipulation