adamlibtech @adamlibtech

I work in a library. I am interested in library related stuff, fast food, QSRs, Toronto Raptors, Buffalo Bills & cycling Canada Joined June 2008

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Simpsons Daily Glavins @simpsons_DG

5 months ago

Yo, check this out. Black guys drive a car like this. Yeah, but white guys, see, they drive a car like this!

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Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets

5 months ago

She's the queen of the harpies!

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Simpsons Daily Glavins @simpsons_DG

5 months ago

"Dad, what's a Muppet?" "Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet, but, man!"

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Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1

6 months ago

Hello. This is "Moleman in the Morning." Good Moleman to you. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day… #Simpsons

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ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes @ShinyMcShine_

6 months ago

"How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees... and build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?" "Huh? D'oh! Stupid poetic justice!" "Actually, we were just planning the father-son river-rafting trip." "Heh-heh! You don't have a son."

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Simpsons Daily Glavins @simpsons_DG

6 months ago

"Uh, Pa, I cut myself on the screen door again." "Why, you cotton-pickin'!"

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Simpsons Daily Glavins @simpsons_DG

6 months ago

"Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you." "Batman!?" "No, he's a scientist." "Batman's a scientist."

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Simpsons Daily Glavins @simpsons_DG

6 months ago

Don't worry. I brought my "Rappin' Ronnie Reagan" tape. It always makes the trip go faster!

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Simpsons Daily Glavins @simpsons_DG

6 months ago

"You, food bag, do you have a son?" "Yes, sir, I do." "And is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?" "Oh, all the time. Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse?"

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Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson

6 months ago

Here are your messages: "You have 30 minutes to move your car." "You have 10 minutes." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have 30 minutes to move your cube."

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Simpsons Daily Glavins @simpsons_DG

6 months ago

Stop! Stop! He's already dead!

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Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1

7 months ago

Oh, boy. The deep fryer's here. I got it used from the Navy. You could flash fry a buffalo in 40 seconds. 40 seconds? But I want it now! #TheSimpsons

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Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets

7 months ago

Today, part four in our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day.

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Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1

7 months ago

Oh, God! That's tasty. I wish Pinchy were here to enjoy this. #Simpsons

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Simpsons Daily Glavins @simpsons_DG

8 months ago

Bart, would you care to listen to me play the lute?

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Robbie Robertson @r0bbier0berts0n

8 months ago

“He could’ve been playing with the Toronto Symphony Orchestra or with Miles Davis, but he was with us, and we were lucky to have him.” – Robbie Robertson Today, we say goodbye to Garth "Honey Boy" Hudson. A true genius who helped shape The Band’s sound. Rest in peace, Garth.

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Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson

9 months ago

All in favor of skipping the poem?

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Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets

10 months ago

So you want a realistic down to earth show, that's completely off the wall, and swarming with magic robots.

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Simpsons Daily Glavins @simpsons_DG

10 months ago

"And what's that hitchhiker doing here? Is every drifter we meet going to move in with us?" "Of course not. We'll decide that on a drifter-by-drifter basis!"