Chelsea @adeeaychme

Joined February 2023

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Chelsea @adeeaychme

2 months ago

The way I’m doing non urgent tasks at home because I’m ready for work and getting there on time just isn’t in the cards for me I guess?

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Chelsea @adeeaychme

3 months ago

Guys literally just whip it out and pee wherever. They don’t even look around first.

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Chelsea @adeeaychme

3 months ago

I won’t lie. I typed “ofc” for like a year hoping it meant of course and panicked almost every time in case I was wrong. But never bothered to just look it up. Good news. It means what I thought. 🙏

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If ever you’re sticking around or pretending to put in effort for something you don’t want- please try and remember that the people passionate about w/e would rather be told that then run ragged and neglected. You can be honest. The only real POS is the gaslighting bully.

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Chelsea @adeeaychme

5 months ago

Father son Holy Spirit Plz tell my neighbors they didn’t just hear me accidentally whistle and summon the dogs under my children’s names

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Chelsea @adeeaychme

8 months ago

It’s honestly so annoying that we have to eat to be stable. I mean, when God decided food was essential for the body he clearly forgot to make some wiggle rooms for the moms. Real fckn Dad move bro.

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Chelsea @adeeaychme

9 months ago

I’m so hungry. And I have no appetite. I’m so tired. And I can’t figure out how to sleep. 😩

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Chelsea @adeeaychme

9 months ago

My nose is so stuffed. Or runny. It really can’t choose. I haven’t slept more than a couple hours in like a month. And it honestly comes down to daycares sicky flavor of the week and how far I can stretch not getting fired about it. PARENTING IS SO BEAUTIFUL

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Chelsea @adeeaychme

9 months ago

“Find my” apps are so wild. Like, remember when if you lost your shit you just had to wait and figure it out? 😂

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Chelsea @adeeaychme

10 months ago

AAAAHHH FCKN HELL 🥴😍

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Chelsea @adeeaychme

10 months ago

My mom and nephew aren’t even here. They’re just literally in the same town and it has me jumping up and down and cheesing and I fckng don’t know if I can just wait until we all sleep bc AHHHHHH🙏🥹🙏🥹🙏🥹

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Chelsea @adeeaychme

10 months ago

WTF ARE EVEN MEN AND WHY ARE YOU HERE DOING THE THINGS YOU DO?!?!

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Chelsea @adeeaychme

10 months ago

I have to get up for work in three hours and Jade is just having a fucking party in her bassinet

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Chelsea @adeeaychme

10 months ago

Wild how I feel like death all day long and then get a burst of energy at 10pm when I need to be in bed. 🫠

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Chelsea @adeeaychme

11 months ago

Parenting multiple children can best be explained in that I still have double vision and I’m falling asleep but it’s not because I went out partying. It’s because 2 kids are actually the same as 5 kids and the chore are endless 😴😴😴