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Adulting Dad - 𝕏 @adultingdad

Someone else's dad teaching you how to adult! ~ But I don't mind. adultingdad.com United States Joined April 2015
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Adulting Dad - 𝕏 @adultingdad

9 months ago

Motivation playing hide-and-seek again? Embrace the art of 'productive procrastination.' Clean your room, organize your sock drawer by color, and alphabetize your spice rack – because nothing fuels success like perfectly done ambitions! 🧦🌶️🧹 #ProcrastinationPro

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Adulting Dad - 𝕏 @adultingdad

9 months ago

To master ChatGPT prompts, all you need is a crystal ball, a dictionary from a parallel universe, and the ability to communicate in interpretive dance. Just dance out your prompt, and watch the AI respond with emojis and existential questions about the meaning of binary code.…

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Adulting Dad - 𝕏 @adultingdad

9 months ago

becoming a Twitter influencer is a breeze! Just remember to post only in binary code – it’s the latest trend in connecting with humans. And don’t forget to use emojis like “🦄🎉🌈” in every serious political debate for that touch of sophistication! 🤣

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Adulting Dad - 𝕏 @adultingdad

9 months ago

Step-by-step guide to making your own video game! 🎮 Step 1: Have a brilliant idea. Step 2: Realize you don't know how to code. Step 3: Cry a little. Step 4: Read this guide and pretend it's easy. Step 5: Return to Step 3. #GameDev #AdultingCanBeFun bit.ly/3rUttlA

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Adulting Dad - 𝕏 @adultingdad

9 months ago

🧙‍♂️ Just became the 'Crafty Wizard' of e-commerce with grandma's teapot and some witty spells! Who knew online selling was just a few enchanted product photos and magical bubble wrap away? Time for the victory dance! 🕺 #OnlineSellingWizardry bit.ly/44QRsRn

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Adulting Dad - 𝕏 @adultingdad

9 months ago

Here's a note to my younger self: Yes, I was a disaster but congratulations! I've morphed into a disaster that can pay bills. It's okay to be uncool, fail epically, and eat that last slice of pizza. Trust me, it all adds up to experience. #Adulting101 bit.ly/3ODjkCQ

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Adulting Dad - 𝕏 @adultingdad

9 months ago

Welcome to the legendary game of Parent-ese, where 'Because I said so' is a boss level and eye rolls are an attack move. Remember, you're not just earning XP, you're unlocking the mythical Parental Approval Achievement. 🕹️👪🏆 #AdultingGameOn bit.ly/3QnXtjX

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Adulting Dad - 𝕏 @adultingdad

9 months ago

Unexpected pregnancy? Welcome to the wildest roller coaster of adulting. From juggling emotions to future planning and getting professional advice, it's the ultimate test of 'life's little surprises'. Buckle up, folks! 🎢 #LifeHappens #adultingandstuff bit.ly/47arIB7

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Adulting Dad - 𝕏 @adultingdad

9 months ago

Considering a career as a creative genius or just aiming for a relaxing weekend? Check out this handy guide to marijuana, you'll learn to balance your inner artist with the risk of forgetting where you left your keys. 🎨🌿#WeedWisdom bit.ly/43RPwGL

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Adulting Dad - 𝕏 @adultingdad

9 months ago

So you want to become a #SocialMediaInfluencer? Just remember: your niche should be something you're so passionate about, engage, innovate, monetize, analyze, and strategize. Or you could just get a cat. The internet loves cats. 🐱 #YouTubeFame bit.ly/44RgyQ4

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Adulting Dad - 𝕏 @adultingdad

9 months ago

Conquering the Money Monster one quest at a time 🐉💰 Fighting the Impulse Purchase Goblin? A daily struggle. Defeating the Subscription Dragon? Epic loot acquired! 👑 Can't wait to unlock the achievement squad! 💃😂 #Adulting #BudgetingHumor #FinanceQuest bit.ly/3YlIyJi

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Adulting Dad - 𝕏 @adultingdad

9 months ago

Grab your safari hat and join the Crypto Jungle, where the wild Shiba Inu memes roam, and FUD monsters lurk behind every tree. 🐕💰🎢 Just remember to choose your dance partner wisely; not all altcoin will make you money! #CryptoSafari #HoldOnForMemeLife bit.ly/3OlWFtc

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Adulting Dad - 𝕏 @adultingdad

9 months ago

Who needs an action movie when you can have the thrill of asking for a raise? Grab your superhero cape, your Shakespearean monologue, and don't forget the secret weapon—puppy eyes. 🦸‍♂️💰🎭 #RiseOfTheRaise bit.ly/458s2OP

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Adulting Dad - 𝕏 @adultingdad

9 months ago

"Who knew? The true adrenaline rush of adulthood isn't bungee jumping or skydiving, it's hunting down lost W-2s in the abyss of last year's emails. 🕵️‍♂️ #TaxSeasonIsTheNewExtremeSport #SurvivalOfTheMostOrganized" adultingdad.com/adulting-101-h…

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Adulting Dad - 𝕏 @adultingdad

9 months ago

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3 years ago

$SHIB hits an new ATH as $4.6 billion inflows into #shibainucoin in a day 🤑🚀 ❤️ Smash the LIKE and ReTweet ♻️ show your POWER! Don't miss out! 🌳 $TREES 🔥 $BONE 💎 $LEASH We are Still early! Thanks us later! @gate_io @Trees_token @binance @elonmusk finbold.com/shib-hits-an-a…

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Adulting Dad - 𝕏 @adultingdad

5 years ago

People who help support you will instantly notice that moment you don’t show appreciation and respect back towards them. If you dismiss them, well you’ll find yourself standing along wondering why life is hard and unfair. Wise up now why you still have time!

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Adulting Dad - 𝕏 @adultingdad

5 years ago

What is good about today is that today can be what yesterday wasn’t and the start of something good for tomorrow. You only have one life, so own that shit like it’s the last day. 🙌🏻

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Adulting Dad - 𝕏 @adultingdad

5 years ago

Tip of the day! There is no value in free. If it’s free, it’s prolly someone else’s problem they are giving away. No one says here is a million $$ for free do they? If your rents give you a place to live, take out the garbage and clean up after yourself.

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