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Welp, all of a sudden I forgot the lyrics to “Love Story” #doitforthebay
Bay Area rushing to twitter to tweet about the earthquake that just happened
me in every meeting pretending i have something to contribute #AppleEvent
Another iPadOS announcement and another year without the calculator app.🥲
"Drop the Hey, just Siri. It's cleaner" #WWDC23
When you have a fresh set of nails and you scratch your head 😌👌🏻
Every time I watch a “pack with me” video and they put their luggage on their bed I cringe
Yes I felt the earthquake at 6am but was still half a sleep to do anything about it. So I just prayed for my life and hope to wake up later…which is now 🙌🏼
Open concept in the workplace is so awkward to me. I literally go all day without speaking and not knowing the name of person that sits across from. 🥴
Driving on 101 is like playing Mario Kart. But instead of banana peels, you’re dodging potholes.
Your birthday should be an exempt day off — you shouldn’t have to use vacay/sick hours to have the day off.
Today’s @DutchBros order: Small double shot Dreams Weaver over ice white chocolate coffee chocolate milk salted caramel with soft top
I wish I could schedule out my texts like I do with my Slack messages
Let’s argue. Disney Channel was channel 55
I’m starting to believe that when my parents said that they monitored my MySpace, it was a lie. No way they knew how MySpace worked if they can barely figure out Instagram 🥴
I’m ready!!! 🤩🥲
When getting gas at Costco, they should also ask if you want any food from the food court
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I am not lying when I say the new iCloud storage plans just got the loudest real applause in the theater today
me in every meeting pretending i have something to contribute #AppleEvent
This #AppleEvent intro video tho
Apple: *changes iPhone from Lightning to USB-C* Those of us that remember the 30-Pin to Lightning change:
Remember when Apple tried to position Apple Watch as a luxury watch competitor. So glad they pivoted to health and saving lives instead 😌 #AppleEvent
The $3,500 experience I want
How it started: How it's going:
Apple all we want is a calculator app on iPad…
Some of Apple's Sonoma landscape shots are giving me a lot of Windows XP's Bliss vibes. #WWDC23
"Drop the Hey, just Siri. It's cleaner" #WWDC23
Clearly apple won’t say “AI” on stage nearly as much as google, but natural language models on device to improve autocorrect makes a lot of sense. Useful AI. The language model is trained on the way you type and the words you actually ducking use
@MarkJCampbell Scheana wasn’t used or manipulated she was being a pick me and trying to get at Katie and it backfired. She does this every season. She still has not learned that the boys are awful and taking their side is always the wrong choice on this show #VanderpumpRules
one of my favourite things about James is that he speaks like there’s no spaces #PumpRules #VanderpumpRules #WWHL x.com/isntdaveone/st…