Alan @alanl1983
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Let’s be real. I spoke out against a big insurance company and now I’m being punished for it. But I’m not giving up. It’s not in my blood. I heard you asking, and if you would like to help, I’ve started a gofundme (linked below) where you can read the details and consider contributing. Just showing up and following means the world to me. I’ll keep it transparent so we can all see what medicine in the US is like in 2025 and hopefully build something better for all of us. gofundme.com/f/stand-with-a…
The Big Beautiful Bill is a lot of things, but what it really does is reorder pipelines so that it’s harder for future poor kids to compete against future rich kids—and, if they do, they’ll have to pay interest for the privilege.
We’re not “losing” shit. We broke it intentionally. This wasn’t a solar flare that knocked out our satellites. This was us taking a machete to an advanced weather system because some dumbfucks thought it was going to own the libs rather drown their families
Just a year ago, the U.S. was better at predicting storms’ tracks than it had ever been. But now, @zoeschlanger reports, the country is rapidly losing state-of-the-art forecasting, just in time for hurricane season’s busiest months: theatlantic.com/science/archiv…
Because they have not studied or worked in authoritarian bureaucracy, liberal reporters and pundits are underplaying the consequences of 100,000s more ICE agents and private contractors. The failure to explain these provisions of the new budget to the public is inexcusable.
When the American empire finally collapses, historians won’t be stunned by the greed of the elite; They’ll be stunned by the loyalty of the poor. The working class didn’t just vote against their own interests. They worshipped the billionaires robbing them. They slashed their own benefits, gutted their own healthcare, and cheered while the rich wrote off private jets as tax deductions. Not because it helped them. But because they were told it would hurt someone else. And that, right there, is how you rig a democracy without ever breaking a single law.
I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind
I’ve run across a few tweets of people enthusiastic about the tariffs b/c they believe America will shift all imports to domestic manufacturing and it’ll just be uncomfortable for a little while. Apart from the fact that’s ignorant af, Americans are abysmal at being uncomfortable
@TheSystemKid @agraybee @BobTheMutant SSA only started keeping track of citizenship in the early 1970s. Heck, NUMIDENT still can’t record hyphens in names! And most naturalization records before 1992 still aren’t fully computerized. So no, there’s nowhere near a complete and accurate database of US citizens.
@GeraldcHasty @mattyglesias And what factors will a bank or investor take into account when making huge loans a manufacturer will need to even think about building a new factory? Most importantly, who’s in the mood to buy a new car when your dear leader created so much uncertainty?
@DPaceyH2O @leoknyc777 @mcuban @GuntherEagleman No, DOGE is deliberately freezing an efficiency program called Enumeration Beyond Entry. DOGE is forcing people to needlessly attend SSA offices to in order to dismantle SSA by stealth.
@IAmArcIvanov @Malinowski @JuliaDavisNews Where exactly does your RealID DL state your nationality? LPRs are entitled to RealID too, so no, DLs in their current format is NOT proof of citizenship, not even close.
@Cool2beKind444 @zorospride @SarahKSilverman @janecoaston And who will pay for blood tests and physical exams to enforce this? Are you that daft this testing is not an invasive tax and a backdoor way to send you lot ‘back to the kitchen’? Try thinking more than one step at a time.
You voted against socialism Nebraska. You depleted your own workforce. Our vote for Harris was us telling you we cared. Now we don’t. #FAFO #NebraskaTalk
@JeremiahDJohns So, what are you *now* doing to correct your past wrongs in gaslighting people who are very good at pattern recognition?
Ok. I guess I have to address this. The information on your phone app comes FROM data provided by NOAA for free. NOAA gathers weather data (daily balloon launches) and feeds it into the modeling so your phone can tell you it's going to rain tomorrow. Saying we don't need NOAA or the NWS because I can see the weather on my phone, is like saying we don't need farmers because I can just go to the grocery store. End of rant. You may continue scrolling....
I still can't believe they didn't exempt Canadian oil. They literally built a "higher gas prices" button and pushed it. They acknowledged it was a bad idea to put tariffs on it but decided to do 10% instead of 0. They *literally* built a "higher gas prices" button and pushed it!
BREAKING: Trump and DOGE have just laid off 10% of the NIH's Alzheimer's research center. I want to hear MAGA tell me what good is coming from this?
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
Can we start being honest here? The reason why many Westerners believe the world was peaceful the last 60 years is because they don’t see nonwhite people as human, so atrocities against them don’t really count It’s the driving mechanism behind White Supremacy
1950-2022 was the most peaceful time in world history. This was also the period of time when America decided to stop sitting on the sidelines as the world burned. In 2025, we are officially encouraging the people who burn the world to continue. The world is going to war again.
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