dope invertebrate @alex_grump
that's not funny. I’m not funny images.app.goo.gl/AzfDwjDJxQtWWU… Joined March 2014-
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makin internet garbage & pourin one out for Bernie boy 😔 love u forever
don’t let this flop & don’t pay ur rent 🥵
All jokes aside thank you all for the hilarious memes the internet is awesome y’all made my night ♥️
No because I don’t lie for for likes and have enough common sense to tell the difference between a j and a cigar
No because I don’t lie for for likes and have enough common sense to tell the difference between a j and a cigar
Who the fuck are all these people on snap news and why should I care honestly
If you’re writing serious messages on Venmo, please don’t talk to me
“Fitted sheet” my ass. The shit come loose every time I get on
Rude customers make me go home and question my existence
No one wants to read you bragging about yourself online it’s just fuckin words blah blah blah let your actions and accomplishments speak for themselves
tired of hereing about dick and also pussy. tell me more about why ants are so strong! the real stuff!
Girls that record themselves lip syncing and tilting their head at the camera make me genuinely uncomfortable
I couldn’t care less about you or your snap stories.... still gonna watch them tho
you are 20 years old bro eat the fucking pizza crust
Look what happens when you blow into a McDonalds straw.
adding “lmao” does not hide your hurt
Hate to break it to you guys but everyone hates you if you’re this person on Twitter
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125 Followers 687 Following Some days you just have to say fuck it I did what I could today and just let go of all the stuff you wanted to do. Life is too short to be angry with yourself🎈
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13 Followers 43 Following Did you ever think to yourself “Wouldn’t It Be Nice if Alexa and Emily made a podcast!” You’re welcome and thanks for listening!
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1.0M Followers 139 Following bald ally👨🦲 business inquiries [email protected]
Japanese Phrase @phrase_japanese
16K Followers 11K Following Hi,there!i am japanese teacher,I will post Correct japanese phrase,Lets study japanese!がんばりましょう！
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16K Followers 10K Following HI!im japanese and 23 years old,I will teach you japanese slang,Dont use not friends!
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326K Followers 2K Following Mr. Jigglypuff. 3-Time #1 SSBM Player in the World. Co-Owner @TeamLiquid. @Coinbase Ambassador. EVO 2016 Champ. Host of $2,000 Coinbox. 🇦🇷
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207K Followers 4K Following Multiple time Smash Bros. World Champion Forbes 30 Under 30 #1 Coach on Metafy: https://t.co/PvkcZo5rcu stream https://t.co/3zwJIuAqBr [email protected]
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DJ JAMZ @DJJVMZ
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2 Followers 4 Following No, seriously. Send me pics of your breakfast. I'll tweet them.
Alessandra @takefivemadness
149 Followers 259 Following it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing
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i be so high and niggas just be talking and i be like yeah
@__sakurablues Unfortunately, we have to postpone the release of Nectar due to the pandemic. It has affected the whole process for the last 3-4 months, and forced me to push the date to September 25. (1/3)
hulu really got the worst layout like no drip whatsoever
2,000 ppl look at my tweets, simply shake their heads no, and i am left to suck the dopamine out of the 5 of you who like every tweet no matter what i say
makin internet garbage & pourin one out for Bernie boy 😔 love u forever
World: *actual pandemic going on, people dying, losing jobs, economys failing, everyone’s sick and depressed* That girl from HS in a pyramid scheme: “hey guys I have an amazing opportunity for you-“
is everybody gonna be fucking everybody when this is over
Raise your hand if you’re still voting for Bernie ✋
Oh my god you fucking loser
TRUMP: "Did you know I was number one on Facebook? I just found out I'm number one on Facebook." (Trump has 29 million followers; Obama has 53 million.)
Thinking about the Bee Movie... how did it get greenlighted? Why did Jerry Seinfeld even do it? How is it one of the greatest movies ever?
don’t let this flop & don’t pay ur rent 🥵
Mfw butter on finger phone don’t know me
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