Aley @aleyisms
Welcome to my Twitter twatter where cunts speak. Joined September 2016-
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I like to travel, take me with you! I don't pack light, but I'm cute.
You play drums too? Damn I guess you told me she bangs.
I love me more than anyone else could ever love me.
Let's say your base ratio is 200,000. Divide by 365, and then 2.... looking at roughly 300$ a day. You're welcome
Sugar baby advice: Do a ratio. Figure out what he makes per day, and take half.
No, you look like a child molester... Don't worry baby, I can be the kiddie for your candy!
Boy strikes pose "check me out don't I look like a sexy construction worker model?" *blinking @ awk site of hand down pants buckle open*
Well that's exciting... To fall in love everyday. I can't even stay in love for 5 minutes
I turned to them and go "you should just put everyone in a circle and just get to it at the same damn time"
Actually responded to that and asked if I was going to the afterparty then described a kiddy pool which would be a perfect venue for such
He goes, "can that be my reward? called them golden shower couple for the rest of the night.
Guys turns to the girl and goes, what about golden showers?
Figured to turn it into a bet. They were trying to figure out what would happen to the loser....
So I was at a wedding, smoking a cigarette, walked past this couple trying to quit smoking
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