albenezer scroogle 🫙 @alicebemusing

I build objects in space • @dsaemerge brooklyn Joined February 2011

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albenezer scroogle 🫙 @alicebemusing

2 weeks ago

Send this commie where she belongs (a trip to Cuba)

Katy @katy_371

2 weeks ago

Send this commie where she belongs (a trip to Cuba)

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albenezer scroogle 🫙 @alicebemusing

4 weeks ago

Anybody here remember The Fastest Girl In Connecticut

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sara hinkley @boneysoups

2 months ago

The PM announcement is live! I am absolutely thrilled! My vampire novel THE RED SACRAMENT is coming July 2026 from @TitanBooks!

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sara hinkley @boneysoups

2 months ago

I can’t wait for everyone to meet these horrible vampires. THE RED SACRAMENT coming July 2026 from @TitanBooks !

Titan Books @TitanBooks

2 months ago

I can’t wait for everyone to meet these horrible vampires. THE RED SACRAMENT coming July 2026 from @TitanBooks !

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albenezer scroogle 🫙 @alicebemusing

4 months ago

Whats a good kind of cake to make two days in advance. Ive never baked a cake but i got an A in chemistry

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albenezer scroogle 🫙 @alicebemusing

4 months ago

I use my instant pot about twice a week and I just discovered a part of it that I was supposed to be cleaning the whole time

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Mike Hixenbaugh is mikehixenbaugh.com on BlueSky @Mike_Hixenbaugh

5 months ago

We spent 6 months investigating a children’s pastor accused of being a serial rapist His accusers have spent 40 years fighting to stop him. Today he works for disgraced televangelist Jim Bakker and runs a secluded camp for kids in the Ozarks The story: nbcnews.com/news/us-news/p…

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albenezer scroogle 🫙 @alicebemusing

5 months ago

In honor of Mother’s Day I’d like to say: Isaac’s mom, you should have skipped music class on Wednesday with that absolute Niagara Falls of snot you weren’t even bothering to wipe off his little face

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albenezer scroogle 🫙 @alicebemusing

5 months ago

My toenail fungus went away on its own in case you’d lost all hope for good things

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albenezer scroogle 🫙 @alicebemusing

6 months ago

Did string cheese used to be more straight up and down strings

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albenezer scroogle 🫙 @alicebemusing

6 months ago

Today in the grocery store my baby out of nowhere threw their apple on the ground and started chanting “Ho Chi Minh! Ho Chi Minh!”

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albenezer scroogle 🫙 @alicebemusing

6 months ago

In case u were wondering what the crunchy moms are saying about measles

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𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔧𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 📵 @tatejamesdotcom

7 months ago

really really really proud of this group -- i love my union and i love taking power away from the boss! sue me!

NBC Guild @nbcnewsguild

7 months ago

really really really proud of this group -- i love my union and i love taking power away from the boss! sue me!

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𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔧𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 📵 @tatejamesdotcom

7 months ago

talk to your coworkers, tell them how much you get paid, fight the boss -- however long it takes, it's worth it

NewsGuild of New York @nyguild

7 months ago

talk to your coworkers, tell them how much you get paid, fight the boss -- however long it takes, it's worth it

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NBC Guild @nbcnewsguild

7 months ago

After a nearly five-year fight for a safer and more equitable workplace, we have agreed to terms for a first contract at @NBCNews, @NBCNewsNow, and @TODAYshow. We’re excited to share details after a ratification vote by the membership.